Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer coffee. When you get there, you can rent a stove and go for a swim. And there are lots of short things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a car with mustard, relish, and cans on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of chair with a nice stinky slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold syrup. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your oven. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little boulders, that you drive and run into other windows, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big floor and try to grab the gold pen as you ride past.

--44 (with the assistance of a MadLibs book)

^ Me thinks a Pulitzer is due. Maybe a Caldecott Medal or Newberry?

Personally, I like to calculate on the koala bears.

Encore! Encore!

Awsome!
I love how it makes you think one thing then you say the next!

Mr. Bobcat, please to move?