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Mind your own buisness. I can stop whenever I want. You can't tell me what to do. How dare you suggest... HOW DARE YOU???
I had a friend just like you 56. He went to a few NA meetings and everything was all right. Its ok. We can get through this TOGETHER
I love my randylion
Seriously, how can anyone think that eating warm, cheesy nachos is a bad thing? Ahhhh, nachos...is there nothing they can't do?
Rabban, you think there's no problem because you haven't suffered the embarrassment of "cheese chin" or tried to explain the suspicious stain on your lap.... Not to mention the inconvenient trips to Costco for another #10 can of "Que Bueno"
JUST SAY NO TO NACHOS
Last edited: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:50:05 PM
^Good point. Don't forget about the all night nacho benders 56k.
^
56K wrote a book in spanish?
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
Don't listen to 'em 56k, nobody likes a quitter. C'mon, just try one more chip. C'mon......you're cool if ya do.......seriously, you'd be cool.........
Just one.
Mind your own buisness. I can stop whenever I want. You can't tell me what to do. How dare you suggest... HOW DARE YOU???
That's just the nachos talking. I'll wait until you're liquored up.
BTW, if you're not going to finish those nachos...
mmmmm dont that look good!!??
Last edited: Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 6:37:01 PM
Someone say nachos? Where? WHERE I SAY, WHERE ARE THEY?
Did you take them? YOU TOOK THEM, YOU SOB!
Oh, here they are, all warm and cheesy and...GONE! XO
^ dang... A victim of a nacho blackout. You ate 'em Jedirieb. Look at the crumbs on the sofa, and that little glob of cheese the dog hasn't licked off the carpet.
Remember the movie "The Lost Weekend"?
An uncompromising look at nachoholism
Last edited: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:47:48 PM
Well..depends on what cheese 56k is eating. If it is real cheese...than it is ok for him to be addicted to it...but processed cheese......
-AO
That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!
Hey, cut the guy some slack, it could have happened to any one of us.
56k was just trying to get a date with
, but one thing 
led to another, 
and now 56k has found true love. 
Just be careful with those jalepeno seeds 56k, or soon there will be lots of little ones in the oven.
Last edited: Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 5:56:05 AM
*sniff* I was only trying to impress her. She was so cute and friendly. I wanted to be a big shot. *sniff* The cute smile, the sweet voice. Ah, heaven. *sigh* So I bought the biggest hot cheese machine they had.
NOW LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!! My cheese stained shirt, my sour cream eyes, she'll never go out with me. *SOB* What have I done? *sniff*
How could a girl like that ever go out with a guy that smells like deep fried corn and olives? But at least I have my guacamole. And you can't take that away from me. If you want to you'll have to pry it from my dry, salt coated fingers.
I don't care what you say KBC, I'm going to down a #10 can right now. I thought if anybody would understand, you would KBC. But now you are siding with the doctors, "You can't live on corn chips and artificial cheese sauce. It's not healthy, blah blah, proper nutrition, blah blah. Nacho Cheese Liver Disease, blah blah blah."
No, I don't have a problem. It's the world that has the problem. Why can't you accept a man and his love for nachos?
^Dream on :P
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Last edited: Monday, October 02, 2006 at 11:02:43 AM
^what kind of dummy takes a picture of him with lots of nachos and then posts it on the internet?? XD
C'mon Lagman...
You know you want to give 'em up. The first step is the toughest. Admit you've got a real problem.
You look like a mess...
NOW LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!! My cheese stained shirt, my sour cream eyes, she'll never go out with me. *SOB* What have I done? *sniff*
You lost that little Kate...
DON'T YOU SEE!!??!? THE NACHOS ARE RUINING YOUR LIFE!!!!
Sorry... Didn't mean to yell. Is there someone you can talk to about this? Maybe an old friend, your pastor? Anybody? If I need to, I'll drive down to Oregon. You gotta snap out of it, Laggy...
I heard KBC went on a enchilada bender and is still in the hospital.
He seems to be actually interested in basically all sorts of Mexican foods.
:)
-AO
That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!
I got in a fist fight today with man over whether or not chili is a valid nacho topping. Now I'm using ground beef as an ice pack.
This has gone too far, I understand it now... Something has got to change.
But I don't think I can do this alone......... *help me*
Last edited: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 7:34:58 PM
I heard KBC went on a enchilada bender and is still in the hospital.
This is how nasty rumors get started. I was actually drinking pina coladas from a blender with Kate, who was very hospitable.
She left me this amazing note.
No Mexican food was involved that I can remember.
TankGirl? I hear shes a real noob in the bedroom 8o
not to mention shes a guy....
I love my randylion
Wait, Kate is K8? Auughhh... NOooo.... That's it, where's the Que Bueno? I'm getting sauced.
I'm getting sauced.
that ones goin in the book for sure
I love my randylion
Wait, Laggy... Don't be a cheesehead.
Kate doesn't matter. Your LDL/HDL ratio is what is important here. Forget the guys talking about TankGirl. Remember those eyes 44 used to drool over? Not the same lady... The nacho cheese dispenser Kate isn't K8, and you know it.
56k, you know that pile of #10 cans by the fence in the back yard is getting too big. The raccoons are starting to use them for condos. Your life is dominated by fried corn and que bueno. You gotta go cold turkey, laggy.
Maybe this would help you. Try this instead...
^what kind of dummy takes a picture of him with lots of nachos and then posts it on the internet??
That aint me.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Cold turkey? With cream cheese on a warm potato roll? Maybe a little bit of cranberry sauce? Mmmmm....
Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer, some nachos and a mop."
A plate of nachos walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
44 walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
Three walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
LGM walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Complimentary Nuts!"
KBC walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. Minutes later 56k tough guy walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well. KBC says, "I just did that." 56k beats KBC up.
Whew! I feel a lot better now. I just had to get those out of my system. :)
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Sorry 56k but there are no free nachos in here. I just needed to get your attention. This is an intervention. Your love of nachos has become alarming. I've been noticing a disturbing trend in your recent posts and thought I'd try to address the problem before it gets out of hand.
New Admin Pass On My Servers
56k:
FYI: my admin pass is: "brianlikesnachos"
...and:
FYI: I changed my pass again, to: "briandoesnotlikenachos"
...and:
Do you know how it feels to wake up confused and disoriented in a puddle of cheese sauce?
..and more recently:
What's your favorite thing to do OTHER than use your computer.
56k:
- Consuming nachos.
- Talking about the consumption of nachos.
Face it. You're jonesing for some nachos right now aren't you? I'll bet you've moved on to those ones with the blue corn chips. You need to get help before it gets out of hand and we see nachos.dts files in TT2.
Last edited: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 12:12:15 PM