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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.
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LMAO! There is a thread on frank zappa forum called "29 facts about chuck norris" and when I saw it I had to share it with you! Because some of them have a high amount of profanity content, I am not going to publicly post the entire list, but I will email the list to you if you post on this thread that you want to see it or email me at: hairy_paperclip@yahoo.com. Here is a pretty clean preview:
10. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related s have increased 13,000 percent.
11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the in the face and took his soul back. The , who appreciates irony, couldnt stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play every second Wednesday of the month.
12. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
13. Chuck Norriss friend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS! and ripped out her throat. Holding his friends y throat in his hand he bellowed, Dont f*** with Chuck! Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
LOL! :P
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