Alright here’s the non-nub load down, sit back, put on your specs and relax but not too much!

After having a reeeaally hilarious day with "Tubgirl" and "Lawl" we decided to create an army/social group called TTM- Think Tanks Mafia, yes, were l33t. We are here because some of us have a really hard time realizing what the point of TT was, and still is. TO HAVE FUN FOO! Lately it’s been “OMG YOU SUCK NOOB, F U!” A lot of arguments and such, and since the shockwave servers are MIA trolls have been infesting our private server’s. Our little clan/group we have here is basically just a chance to relax and take TT “non-seriously”. So, if your thinking of calling it a nub army please, and I mean please, turn around and slap yourself with a wet kipper.

 

 

Members List:

Bobby Bling__________AKA____ -{UF}-Racer445
Dr Nub!_____________ AKA____†Jay†
Waffle______________ AKA____(UF)ChorionicIce
Da Camper__________ AKA____Snowboard(UF)
Mr Freedom_________ AKA____Spirit ^VT^
Menage_____________ AKA____Three
Roman Scrumer______ AKA____ OllvAr(MI)
Gambino____________ AKA____Sasquatch316*MI*
Master Fez__________ AKA____General Vigilance-VT-
Alliecat_____________ AKA____Dark Angel (SA)
Barbara Havers______ AKA____Cassie(TS)©
I Stick To Things_____ AKA____Yarkl -TS-
Force Abuser________ AKA____ blitzer
Joker and the Thief___ AKA____ DJ Wings 6.10 Final (SA)
Mikey Mute_________ AKA____ cpt Rik :Fi:
Sheila______________ AKA____ bloop?
Laggy Force_________AKA_____ Jedirieb (SA)
Lag Force 2_________AKA_____Cadc (SA) (Leader)
Eat My Nvidia SLi ____AKA______ THE DAZZLE(UF)
Evil Lepricon_________AKA______Captain Brains - _{Awaiting full agreement from Ice and jay....}

 

 

 

 

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1)You can be in an army, and still join this group. But only if you don’t go on “tubgirl”
2)A: You must oblige by the rules of “OMG IM HAVING FUN”
Basically common sense stuff.. If an admin tells you to shut your face,
B: then swear continuously, and insult their mommas, until they silence you… Then bm the hell out of them till your banned.. Then create a thread and complain saying “Admin Abuse!!11oneONEone!!”
3)Use a Bossbot when possible…. And if an admin doesn’t give you one ( See Rule 2, part B )
4)You can ask to be in TTM…. But we are more likely to just insult you or your family… So ask and find out

 

 

 

 

Every Saturday there will be a locked TTM server at 12-6pm EST. This server might or might not be there for playing a normal scrum game. In the unnormal games, there will be some crazy wacked out games like "Who can kill the Boss UFO who has taken the scrum past the islands into the white zone!" And... "A total scrum game in Boss tanks, with only area effects!". You will be emailed the pass each week, so check those emails!

 

 

 

 

Think you can take a wackier photo of yourself than Dr Nub? Well heres your chance to prove your more wacked out than all the other nubs in TTM! And the winner will also be a permenant admin for all TTM servers!

Just take a photo of anybody part, play around with it for a bit (The picture, not your bodypart) And post it here! Submit your entrys before this Friday, otherwise..... We will personally come over your house with a large blunt stick.... Grab your pet (If you havnt got one, we'll find your brother or sister) And then gaffatape the pet or child to the stick and beat the peanuts out of your noggin!

Were looking more at what you create yourself into, rather than how many crappy effects you put on it.... Simplisty is the key.... Go forth and spread the word!!111 Or die beyotch!

 

 

Get these or die……

www.skype.com

We always use this for shouting abuse to each other because its crystal clear and its got a sw33t name.

If you don’t have an email account then, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This army/social group was started by:
†Jay†
-{UF}-Racer445
(UF)ChorionicIce

 

 

Note:
*Because we are really tired of such intense throat strangling games, we want to bring TT back about a year when heavys camp, lights went nuts,
And nobody gave a whoot, just trying have fun again and bringing out our nubness! Theres too much seriousness in the forums and TT in general…. Anything not TT related is considered spam these days…. So if you call that spam, then you should call all games, and recreation material in the whole world pointless…. Lighten up! The Web is here for our entertainment and learning!*

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Last edited: Monday, December 18, 2006 at 5:33:05 AM

^^ no he meens in his name on the memembers list
And to anyone who I told in the skype confrence that I was going to forcefuly rip them a new butthole, sorry :)
have a nice day yall
-Ice

Few more days left till judging!!11 Get your nooby pics in soon!

^^ oh thx chor for telling blitz that I meant on the member list but not doing it :P

Um thats not a bomb thats a Civil War howizter Incinderary round

@Snow
Oh sorry I thought you ment you allise lawl, my bad.
@ZSU-57(insert many armys here)
It's a scrumball on fire, its about to blow, heh :)
-Ice

^ What the hell is allise?! What a nub... :P

Bump/thx for adding (UF) on...finally... :P

Here's my nooby pic!

 

OMG!!!................his hairs messed up!

I know!

TTM server is up! Password has been sent! Cya there there nubs!

No ones there and there is no pass...is anyone comin? -ALL TTM- email me now at snowboard_tt@yahoo.com

The pass wasn't the problem... The problem is that now, we've got a buncha camping, BMing n33bs making us look bad. Relock it.

Also noones showing up...im on TT right now waitin for you guys.

this is a Semi-public announcment.....
I have your bomb and all your's and their base belongs to me! You have a 50% chance of surviving (if I can figure how to ignite the bomb. Obisouly hammers dont work). Go play Checkers with AO to make your time (he is actually pretty good)!
NOW WHO ARE NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are soooo~ nooby ur an Egpytian a-noob-us !!!

Lame man, I didn't find that semi funny for some reason......

Uh oh, 2 day bump!11!one!1!! I'm a noob :(

Whats wrong with the nose??messed up!

^^ good we are supposed to be nubs XD

I say you are all mad

MAD I SAY..................... :P

You're just jealous dazz ;)

TEH DAZZLE has been added, it just took ice 5 days to do it, sorry!
HE IS the SLI-PWER, XD
-Ice

SLI? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...

^, ^^, ^^^,^^^^,^^^^^,^^^^^^,^^^^^^^,^^^^^^^^,^^^^^^^^^^,^^^^^^^^^^^ - nubs...

Wow, I can't beleive I never clicked on this thread before. Almost worth joining...

Hmm...almost?

Indeed almost :P

Mr Waffle (hehe)

Can you change my name to Eat My Nvidia SLi XD

^ Go play with your ancient Mac :P Well at least you got one... You aint a man without a Mac

Jay's unsilenced now:

 

 

 

^ Except you're abusing the admins... :P

I didn't understand that one, explain to this noob :o

 

Its nub not noob..get with the program :P

 

 

 

Take a photo and then play with someone's part? That is WRONG......

This noob still liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!

Too bad I still have the voices in my head

Ok your gonna get something special for Christmas, so hang on to your hats nubs!

Server up! Emails have been sent with Pass! Hav some nubish games ;)

^ Never got any e-mail. :( _{And yes, my profile is updated...}

I would like to join TTM
Email: capnJordan445@comcast.net
Other Name: Evil Lepricon
Fav Color: pink

I understand if im too "nuby" for this nub army... :S

@Jedi
From now on ill be sending emails, it seems like JAY can't even do that much...sigh...
Sorry about not getting the email, im going to maybe throw up a public one today, *possibly not*

-Ice