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Hmm
- You've just spawned two seconds ago, but by instinctive reflex you take a heal powerup anyway, and are immediately killed by a stream of heavy fire two seconds after that.
- Racing another tank for a heal powerup you manage to eliminate the enemy inches before he reached the powerup... Then your own momentum causes you to ram the corpse into the powerup, eliminating it seconds before you can reach it.
- You finally reach a heal powerup... One half second after your brain separates (making you the healthiest corpse on the field).
It is always the health thingys that bring me down. All have happened to me before... XD
Mine:
-If it you are spawned with the scrum in hand, goal quite literally next to you, and the other team still manages to get the point...
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Well, My best move was against Jac And a few othrs in indy....Im stole from Jaq, Jumped over 3 talks and dodged 2......
My worst was I was right next to goal with ball and I fell off cliff
Elite Agent And Proud Member of the Terror Squad.
I have nothin really to say as I quit. But back in the day(NAVY SEAL army was evey were on tt)
I was fighting someone and I hit jump pad spined twice hit him and he died as he had 1 hit left. It was luck :P
You might be hopeless at TT if...
- it doesn't matter how much clear space there is to either side, you STILL hit the tree or rock as you drive by it.
U might be hopeless if...
- you run around the map for 12 minutes withe the scrum in a strategic attempt to make the only goal in the game, only to have the goal merilessly camped by DEMO (TANTYLIZER).
I love my randylion
U might be hopeless if u play like fuji j/k :P
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-You might be hopeless at TT if you re-install because an error message says "You do not have the correct version of the Torque Game Engine or the related art..."
-You might be hopeless at TT if when you leave a server the game usually displays "YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!"
-You might be hopeless at TT if after recieving the full version you still pester others for their activation key
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You might be hopeless if you find yourself in indie with nothing but demos and you continue to stay and try to score.
you might be hopeless if you catch yourself saying "demo stop it"
You might Be hopeless at TT if
-the only chat you say LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL and OH MY POORBABIES
-You turn around and fight TANTY !!! After he starts BMing and lose miserably
-You make a really big turn dodge everyone and are about to get in the goal, then you die
You might be hopeless at TT if..
-You have one of these names:tanty, chong, poorbabies, tantilizer
-You have to imposter someone to feel that you have a chance at winning
You might be hopeless at TT if..
-I'm there in the server.
-AO
That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!
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You might be hopeless at TT if...
-You ask "Can I join UF?" every time Lone or Saw joins the server.
-You race to a speed boost, but someone else gets there first and goes flying toward the scrum, while you get shot off a cliff.
-You think Napalm's new mods and objects are a waste of time.
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How can you know if you're hopeless at Think tanks? Well, I'm not sure. Eternal optimist that I am I keep playing even though I think *I* may be hopeless. But here's some ideas I've been kicking around...
You might be hopeless at TT if...
- Your strategies are being picked up by the bots.
- Your strategies are being picked up only by the bronze AI bots.
- Even the bronze AI bots have given up on your strategies.
- Your combat ratio is now measured in negative numbers.
- Other people start chat reading "I remember when I was good at this game"... And you can't.
- You've found a way to kill yourself with two out of three power "ups"
- In an effort to avoid another power "up" that might kill you, you swerve off the edge of the map.
- You've just spawned two seconds ago, but by instinctive reflex you take a heal powerup anyway, and are immediately killed by a stream of heavy fire two seconds after that.
- For the first time in your tanking career, you used a booster pad to pull off the most spectacular mid-air attack, managing to target and destroy an opponent while you were spinning through the air... A move you will never duplicate in a million years... And then you realize that if the map was ten meters longer you would actually have a place to land.
- You stalk a "smoker" only to have him turn and effortlessly kill you.
- Racing another tank for a heal powerup you manage to eliminate the enemy inches before he reached the powerup... Then your own momentum causes you to ram the corpse into the powerup, eliminating it seconds before you can reach it.
- You finally reach a heal powerup... One half second after your brain separates (making you the healthiest corpse on the field).
Anyone want to continue the thread? What's your "worst of the worst moments?" How do *you* tell if you (or someone you've played against) is hopeless at TT?