Legendary and I were bored, so we decided that we are going to make our own comic, called Detectives Bob and Watson. It stars two smiley faces as well as other smiley faces. As far as the plot goes, we made it up as we went along. Read it!
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Detectives Bob and Watson: On the Case!
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Detective Watson

<|:) < Party!

Detective Bob

<(:U) < w00t

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<|:) < Did you get balloons?

<(:U) < Saydo you look at your head from the left or the right?

<|:) < AHHH! TOO MUCH THIKING POWER!

D:UP < Sorry I asked.

<|:) < [| is the hat

D:U| < Gotcha.

<|:) < Go to walmart,buy us a thread so we can post it

<|:) < And not string! Thread!

D>:UO < But...but... You said walmart sucks!

<|:) < Better than target...

D:Uo < And we need to make the story BEFORE we post the thread

<|:) < Yup.

D:Uo < So spunky can copy and paste it. R:

D:Uo < So, let's begin

<|:) < Wait,we are talking about ourelves in existing atmosphere of imagination!

Dl:Uo < Uhh....

D>:UP < Urrgh...

===(POW)===

:Uo < Oh no! My hat!

<|:) < This party hat is uncomfortable.

[|:) < Much better,Bob? BOB?

D:Uo < There we go.

[|:) <

D:Uo < What?

[|:) < I thought you exploded!

D:Uo < Yup.

D:Uo < So?

[|:) < Why are you still here?

D:Uo < Because this is an imaginary comic made up by two 13 year old boys with nothing better to do.

[|:) < Oh yeah...

[|:) < I'm.....what is my age?

D:Uo < Stop asking questions that hurt my head, Watson!

D>:UP < Ummmmrrrghhh.....

[|:) < Well,maybe if you got some intellegence....

D:Uo < Can you get it at Wal-Mart?

[|:) < Yup. Aisle 6, near the stupidity section.

D:Uo < K

D:Uo < Be back in a jiff.

----------> d:U| [WAL-MART]

D:Uo < Okay...let's see...

D:Uo < Where's the door?

[:-) < Hello, how may I help you?

D:Uo < How do I get in?

[:-) < The automatic door that says enter, sir!

D:Uo < Oh.

[WAL-MART [----ENTER----] ]

D:Uo < I see it!

D:Uo < Cool.

[:-) < Hello, how may I help you?

D:Uo < Where's the stupidity section?

D:Uo < I'm looking for some intalijense.

D>:Uo < Errr...intligenkeI think its spelt like that.

[:-) < Please insert quarter

D:Uo < K

D>:UP --------(25¢) []

[:-) < Hello, how may I help you?

D:Uo < Where can I get some intelligence?

[:-) < I am sorry, we are sold out.

[:-) < Please insert quarter.

D>:Uo < Wait a second...you said that before!

[:-) < Please insert quarter.

D:Uo < Noooo! I won't waste my money on a faulty machine!!

D:U| <----------- [WAL-MART [----ENTER] ]

D:Uo < What a waste of my time.

D:Uo < Watson! Where are you!

[|:) < What?

D:Uo < They're sold out of intelligence.

[|:) < What happened to the quarter I gave you?

D:Uo < The machine took it from me.

[|:) < Theif!

D:Uo < He asked so politely, though!

[|:) < Another case!

D:Uo < Cool.

[|:) < You've been tricked, scammed, conned!

D:Uo < Let me get my detective hat on.

D:Uo < Hmm...let's see...

(|:Uo < Ski cap...

[|:) <....

=E:Uo < Mohawk...

[|:) <....

=L:Uo < Headband...

[|:) <....

[:-) < Please insert quarter!

:Uo < How did you get here!

[|:) < Open fire!

:Uo < Where's my cucumber launcher...

[|:) < On the desk.

:Uo < Die!!!

>:U| ----[] ---[] ---[] ----[] ----[] ---[] <-- (Cucumbers)

[X-O < Zrrrpbrzzappsqueak

[:-( < PLEASE INSERT ANOTHER QUART_er ..

:U) < Showed you, stupid machine!

[|:) < Phew,another criminal bites the dust

[|:) < Nice job!

=E:Uo < You too.

[|:) <....

=E:Uo < Now, off to a punk rock concert!

[|:) < Noooooo....

=E>XUO < BLAAAAAAAAAARGH

=E:Uo < Did I do it right?

[|:) < Oh god!

=E:Uo < That sounded like punk rock to me.

[|:) < All over the carpet too!

=E:Uo < Sorry, I got excited.

[|:) <.....

=E:Uo < I was so "in" to my act!

[|:) <.....

=E:Uo < Punk rock is my life!

[|:) < Teenagers...

=E>:Uo < I'm not a teenager! Im older than you!

=E:Uo < And you're old!

[|:) < Im not old!

=E:Uo < Are so!

[|:) < Iuhjust dyed my hair gray...

=E>:U| <...

[|:) <...

[|:) < Letsuhgo solve a case!

=E:Uo < Okay.

[|:) --- =E:U| --------> (CRIME SCENE)

[|:) < Umm....theres no crime here.

=E:Uo < Ooops, we're in the middle of a play

[|:) <....

|8|:O < What dost thou might rogue beist thine?

[|:) < Hmm, showbiz life.

=E:Uo < Umm...sorry dude, we're here for the crime scene.

|8|:O < This beith thine scenith ofth crimeth.

=E:Uo < What's with the th's?

80:) < Come with me! Theres a crime scene over here!

|:O < Yessith, goith withith her.

80:) < Here is the crime scene.

80:) []====> <---- Poorly done pencil

=E:U) < Oooh!

=E:Uo < Is that a Bikk über-draw pencil?!?

=E:Uo < I've always wanted one of those!

80:) < You can't have it!|

=E<:Uo < Aww man...

80:) < Anyway, some thief came in and stole this pencil!

[|:) < Dreadful!

=E:Uo < But...then...how is it there?

=E:U) < WOW! I said something smart, Watson!!!

80:) < Please insert quarter.

=E:Uo < What?

=E:Uo < Oh no....

[|:) < Run!

=E>:UO < RUN YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)()(***BOOM***)()(

:Uo < Oh no!

[|:) < Hehehehehe!

:Uo < My mohawk got singed off by the explosion!

[|:) < Wear your cap.

D:Uo < Oh yeah.

[|:) < Another case solved!

={:Uo < Wait, never mind. I grew some more hair

[|:) < Nooooooo....

={:Uo < Hehehehehe....

THE END

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Feel free to post comments. Legendary and I are going to make a second comic soon. :)

Last edited: Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 5:50:05 AM

Thats a llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllong list.

So...read it. It's funny. I'm sorry if you have a short attention span.

Last edited: Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 7:47:10 AM

Loool, cucumber launcher!!! LOL bob, how do I get in? The automatic door!

Cpt XD XD XD XD

OK...now, I must ask. Is this thread a candidate for locking? Feels like it to me. Its silly and doesn't really contribute anything constuctive to the forum. Two bored guys with nothing better to do come to PTT, waste some time and bandwidth.

^ what he said. I saw the word "comic" and due to my publik skool edumacation went looking for the pretty pictures.

Last edited: Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:19:21 AM

This is pretty pointless... If I were a moderator and I was putting the hammer down this would be locked.

Seems like a good candidate for locking to me too. Since you moderators have a mandate from these fellas to use your powers to their fullest, why not do it?

Lesson to be learned: Be careful what you ask for

I didn't say lock it, I said if I were a moderator and I was told to put the hammer down, then I would lock it. The question is - who tells the moderators to drop the hammer?

Sil

OH COME ON, don't lock it, I'm sure it was not mean't as spam.

Good job Spunky, I will support you. PLEASE DO NOT LOCK IT. XO

 

@mods
Leave it up its a Comic...(them mods dont undersand comic books) :P

BAM!