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Nice poem.
XD GO SEAHAWKS! B)
XD *Blue* Green* B)
Elite Agent And Proud Member of the Terror Squad.
Why the Seahawks will win:
Ben Roethlisberger, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Steelers flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Ben," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Ben felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with and enormous Seahawks flag, and in every window a blue 12th man towel.
Ben looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a great player, an All-Pro quarterback, I held NFL records, and even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point, Ben?"
"Well, why does Hasselbeck get a better house than me?""
God chuckled and said, "Ben, that's not Matt's house, it's mine."
Go to the favorite NFL team thread for a little more...
My class is making Seahawk headgear as I type... Washington is really hyped for this Sunday XD
Last edited: Friday, February 03, 2006 at 5:53:57 PM
^ That joke was made in 1976 at (drumroll please) PENN STATE UNIVERSITY!!! WANANANA! Yes, folks, thaaaats right. The creator of the joke then went on to coach football, became an announcer, and used it on his favorite teams that also use blue and white. The cowbell man is also ours. I am not sure about the cloud jokes.
"Why is the sky white and blue if God isn't a PSU fan?"
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Lol... I figured it had been around in a variety of forms. I got it from a 'hawk fan before the Colts game...
Since I grew up a Steelers fan, and am actually looking forward to a good game this Sunday, I will post reason number three and four here.
Reason number 3 that the Seahawks lose Super Bowl XL.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs05/news/story?id=2316490&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
It is ALWAYS about intensity and trash talk. This is football, not some board meeting. Man up 'Hawks, because Blitzburgh is bringin the pain.
Reason number 4...Troy Polamalu, have you actually watched what this guy does? He is literally everywhere.
And also...brother has some serious hair. See? Reason number 4 and 1 are in correlation. Seahawks, glad you made it to the big game, but the journey ends here. You can always find comfort in the fact that you actually got there.
Well, you finally put a good reason up. Polamalu.
What a player! He's really the one player who concerns me. He is everywhere. I hope his ankle is ok, though, 'cause he tweaked it in practice yesterday. Probably minor.
As far as Joey Porter, he's just a hothead. He thinks he's gonna make them tap out? Hah. We'll see.
It's gonna be a good one, that's for sure.
That's good you had those kids making Seahawk headgear LGM. Every kid should have a lesson in futility. XD The earlier on in life the better.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
*yawwwn* Saw it! We have a term for this kind of hilarity: "towel talk". I am PUMPED!
Guess who'll be waving his Terrible Towel this Sunday? XD <<<<<
Guess who'll be wearing yellow and black (OK, dark brown)? XD <<<<<
Seahawks are gonna kill the steelers. It's predestined.
Sorry to dissapoint all you steeler fans.l XD v
LOL
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Predestined? Have you not seen my 4 reasons the Seahawks will lose? It's all about hair, read about Samson in the book of Judges..
Hasselbeck's dome+Jerremy Stevens inability to talk trash - (Polamalu's freakish ball hawking ablility and hair) = Steelers win.
I mean who can argue with that math? Predestination? Pah, give me math and Scripture and I'll show you a Steelers victory.
Polamalu's hair is a wig. I have this from a reliable source which I cannot reveal due to matters of...um...national security.
ROGUE, twas the night story DOES suck as much as you do. I hate you and the Stealers. Go HAWKS!!! (God save 'em).
GO EAGLES!!!
What with McNabb, T.O., Westbrook, Dawkins.... Who could stop them?
8o
Lets go STEELERS lets go!
Lets go STEELERS lets go to hell!
Lol jk Steelers GO STEELERS!
The Darkest Knife Ever!
Hey, Ellen Degeneres picks the 'Hawks. What an analysis! (as she sat there in her Century 21 realty blazer)
I saw a story on the news that an elephant in Florida (I think it was Florida) picked the Seahawks 3 out of 3 times, and she's usually right.
Also, the guys on Fox Sports all picked Pittsburgh, and the three of them all picked Carolina, too. (heh)
And.... Did you know that no QB wearing the number 8 has ever lost a Superbowl?
Man, can I make an airtight case, or what? XD 
Have fun, everyone. It's gonna be a great game.
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Hey, Ellen Degeneres picks the 'Hawks. What an analysis!
Now, is that really something to support the Hawks. XD
GO Seahawks.
( I don't watch football ;) )
Watchout, here comes the Seahawks!
And here comes the Steelers!...
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Looks like it's going to be a Slobber Knocker >~woo”oo~(”Ș)~> :P
Go steelers!!!!
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AFC Championship Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EG9g0PpWWw
XL Version (The end of this one is great!)
http://www.youtube.com/w/SUPER-BOWL-VERSION-Here-We-Go-by-Rybo-Productions?v=MPBa65-y380&search=Roger%20Woods%20Steelers%20Here%20We%20Go
'Twas the Night Before Detroit
'Twas the night before Detroit, when all through the town,
Steelers fans were ready for the Hawks to go down;
The flags and banners were all hung with care,
All Over Detroit, with the Steelers there;
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl danced in their heads;
With Cowher in charge, I had a night cap,
And settled down for one more night's nap;
When up at Motor City there arose such a clatter,
Seahawks fans wondered just what was the matter;
For at the stadium there was a great flash,
Someone had entered with no ticket, no cash;
The moon on the breast of the ice and the snow,
Gave the luster of mid-day to the man standing below;
When what to their wondering eyes should appear,
Who this man was, it became quite clear;
The smoke from his cigar made the air gloomy,
But they knew in a moment that it was Art Rooney;
He held the team roster, the plan of attack,
Big Ben to Hines Ward or the Bus in the back;
He saw in the defense a curtain of steel,
If they can't sack Hasselbeck then nobody will;
Troy will cover the field, he'll be everywhere,
I'm telling you 'Hawks, you better beware;
His long locks of hair will flow in the breeze,
He'll catch Matt's passes with the greatest of ease;
Mr. Rooney walked the sideline; he paced to and fro,
He wore white and gold from his head to his toe;
A terrible towel he held oh so tight,
As he looked to the heavens on that cold Detroit night;
Then the words that he spoke left all feeling quite numb,
Lord get us Home to Pittsburgh and my one for the thumb!!!
I apologize for the Twas the Night story. I actually just read it and it totally sucks. Meh. Oh well.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
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