We all enjoy stinky's posts but many (like myself) dont know him as well as we may like. So here is the unofficial (hope this is ok stink) get-to-know-your-stink thread. Fire away with whatever question you have for stink...i'll start.

How many women have you been in love with stink, and how many do you think loved you back?

Inquiring minds want to know....

Is the Stinkfinger name derived from a physical experience or did you just use your creativity and the questionable reference to come up with that name?

In other words...does your finger really smell?

Do you have a back-woods drawl when you speak?
Are you Cute?

(get some.... Strange idea for a thread... It will be interesting to see where this goes)

Ahhh, good idea get some. I thoroughly enjoyed the "Ask Stink" thread that was around several months ago.

Stink do you really hold the record for most manipulatons of oneself in a day?

Are you concerned at all about chafing?

Can your TT name be compared to a sport fantatic who swears they'll never wash their hand again after giving their sports hero a high fiver? Was she really that special?

And...are you cute?

I think Stink probably look like Gimli from lord of the rings.

Cute?

Napalm

It's hard to make out in the photo he posted a couple weeks ago, but apparently he has a lot of dong.

I imagine a lot of shallow women just love him for his dong, but he generously offered some to my wife as a xmas present! A lot of people will hold onto their dong with a tight fist, but not Stink!

You old softy you! You're alright in my book.

LMAO :P

Again KBC,

You as well, are worth much dong. You crack me up!!!

Napalm

Last edited: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 10:09:06 AM

No, that's me Napalm.

Stinky posted a picture of himself showing off his tiny little thingamajiggy a while ago.

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Needed the side-by-side

After several hints as to Stink's appearance I was able to track him down. I caught him red handed giving his Dong to KBC's wife.

^Somehow I knew that webcam would come back to haunt me. :o

LOL! Everytime I watch LOTR I'm going to think of BC now! XD

Yes,he was very good in LOTR. Did you know that he actually got his start on network television before moving to the big screen? Whatever happened to that grizzly bear?

All he needs is some braids in the mustache!

Wow, his head is huge!

How does he hold that thing up?There must be some neck brace in the back

Nap

Last edited: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 11:26:31 AM

Very Very funny!!!

I especially like how BC, with his rugged good looks is taking some of the heat off of me. I am sorry that not many of you have had the pleasure of playing TT with me...i live in Japan. When I play...around 4pm my time...its somepin like 12:00 am your time or there abouts...so only the insomniacs experience the glory that is bestowed by my omnipleasance...

I am also very flattered to have my own thread...thank you, thank you. I am almost never included on lists of vets, due in my mind, to fierce jealousy. Or maybe because I suck...i dunno. One of the two. I've been playing since 11/03...with long breaks necessitated by the fact that I periodically DISCOVER SOMETHING BETTER TO DO. This is always only a temporary condition. But anyway...onto your questions:

Girl interests? I had plenty of them...mostly one-sided...growing up, my unit looked like a bicycle grip. Get the picture? I was very imaginative....see what I'm saying? No? Ok...i flogged the bishop with relish...well, not the kind of relish you put on your hot dog...but the reminds me, I did use mayo once...i digress. Yes, there frequently was chafing. And then shedding of skin. What can I say? I was a farm boy. We lived miles from my cousins....we didn't have t.v. Whats a hick gonna do?

That all changed in college and after...to tell the truth...i seemed to have a little "I know not what" that drove bubbly young co-eds crazy...i cashed in.

The origins of my name: stinkfingers...you never heard this term before? Well, the first time I heard it was when I was about 16, my uncle packaged the term between a burp and a fart...sompin like this...Urrrrrlllppp! Hey, you playing "stinkfingers" with that girlfriend of yours yet?" Braaaaaaap! It made a lasting impression.

But I like it also, because...see you play this game with your fingers, right? And my keyboards are a tad...dirty. So voila! Multiple meanings...get the drift?

Am I cute? Hmmm. Depends on who you ask...my mom and my wife are in one camp. The rest of the feminine population appear to be in the other...as I said...apparently I had sompin working between the ages of 18 - 26 or so...but alas. I made my run. I am at least somewhat imposing...6'3...215. I'm kinda a stud, actually. A tough guy...i work out...teach NHB combative athletics in me spare time...roll around with sweaty, smelly men. T bag them on occasion. I get ring worm alot...from the mats.

I've told you too much.

But thanks for asking.

Sounds like the makings of a sitcom to me.....maybe "Andy Griffith" meets "Welcome Back Kotter"......

With a little "hee-haw" thrown in too...sorry it couldn't be a little more "solid gold." or..."baywatch"

Oh....heh....and all this time, I thought "stinkfingers" was a result of him scratching his butt all the time. :P Live and learn, I guess.

6'3" and 215lbs? No wonder you can slam the scrum off me so well. It's like getting mugged by Chubakka!

- Bomb…James Bomb

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Last edited: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 5:00:28 PM

"slam the scum"? Is that like "T bagging"?

Or did you mean scrum?

Giggle.

More about me...

I wear a medal devoted to this man...

He was the patron st. Of lost causes...something I identify with. Someone had the good sense to beat his head in with a blunt instrument for proseletyzing...(got that rabban?)...something else I identify with.

Last edited: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 4:52:47 PM

Hmm...you're not as interesting as I expected..ah well it was worth the inquiry. Just kidding. Thx for taking the time to bond with us!

You live in japan huh? Very cool. Always had a great amount of respect for the poeple and their culture. It weirdly borders on reverence. My two biggest interests in japanese culture are shintoism and the samurai way of life. Any thoughts on either of these?

I really want to purchase an authentic katana (about how much do they run over there?). I'm not one of those creepy weapon enthusiasts that watch QVC to find a deal on a replica of the sword conan the barbarian used, I'm more interested in the artistic angle...ie the purity and sheer beauty of the craftmanship that went into creating the vintage versions. I can easily picture it among my collection of photography, illustration, and sculpture.

A side note: curious that you arent mentioned often in the "vet" lists. You certainly belong amongst them. Maybe its because you transcend all that nonsense...or maybe its just that you are not easily categorized. Okay...enough of the butt-kissing, lest my lips and your ass become chapped. 8o

Lol! Pucker pucker...so you're a bit of a japanophile?

Best cure for that is to come live here a while...no thoughts on either shintoism or samarais...in fact, whatever curiousity I may have had about japan has diminished to the point of nonexistence. What can I say? Some people rub a guy the wrong way...speaking of chafing.

Modern day japan isn't very romantic. In fact, its an environmental haulocaust, if you ask me. Its ove-industrialized, over populated (130 million people on an island the size of california) and horrendously polluted. Wanna know what fate awaits the US, if we don't get a handle on unchecked development? Come spend a couple weeks in the tokyo-yokohama sprawl. Enough to turn even JJ or Chief into card carrying members of Greenpeace or the Sierra Club.

I'll leave you with this observation: whatever aesthetic sensibilities these folks used to have has been almost completely over-taken by the desperate reverence for economics. Yeah, you can still find the temples and shrines all around...hemmed in on all sides by ugly, concrete reality. It aint a pretty picture...or...it is if you can block out the surrounding ugliness...and that is what the japanese appear very capable of: focusing on the tiny sliver of beauty encased in the shabby, filthy, efficient, and mundane world they have created here.

Not what you were expecting, is it?

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Ahh,now I see why I only see you around 5am my time.

Ugh...thx for bursting my patheticly romantic bubble. Lol. How sad. Is there no country side? No boonies? Have they really defiled every square inch of their island? Maybe we should drop another bomb on them so they can start over, you know...for their own good. Dont worry, I'll send written warning so you can vacate beforehand.

Dammit, now I've disgusted myself with my vulgar and patronistic american ways. :(

Funniest thread ever.

Is limp bizkit's stinkfinger song yours theme song?

Wow! They wrote me a song? First this thread, and now my own song? PEOPLE DO LOVE ME! I haven't heard it yet...but maybe it will be my new theme song...as of right now, my theme song is "do wacka do"...i have it on repeat on the ipod. I hum it in my sleep...

No, noone loves you stinky.
"do wacka do"? Who's that by, fozzie bear?

Oh wait this isn't the "airing of grievences" thread...

"do wacka do?" You mean Roger Miller! Love his "King of the Road" song too. Hoyt Axton did a good remake of do-wacka as well. You listen to that? Just how old are you? Errrr....wait....why did I recognize that....I mean....yah, okay, I like it too.

Fozzie Bear....sheesh....kids these days.... ;)

- Bomb…James Bomb

Er...um...my post has disappeared.

I said "roger miller freaking rules! He used to get all drunk & drugged out, rattle-can his hotel room completely black, wreck his car in a ditch, kick johnny cash in the nuts, and then write songs like "do wacka do" and "england swings"...what a rock star!

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