Planet Think Tanks

ROGUE

I just read a disturbing article in the Washington Post that said today's teens are having way too much and unsafe team scrum. I hope the following paragraphs help.

As you grow older you'll notice many changes in your physical and mental states. Yes kids, you're going through Think Tankuberty. Soon you'll be leaving your care free battlemode world and entering the next stage in life, scrum.

Scrum usually begins with simple curiosity. You'll notice changes in your turret have left you with the feeling that battlemode just doesn't cut it any more. Soon you will discover indi scrum. Indi scrum is usually played in a locked server so that prying eyes cannot sneak up on you and ruin your game. The careless play in unlocked servers, get caught, and will inevitably lead a life of embarassment. Casual indi scrum more often than not will lead to excessive games of indi scrum. Warning: Side effects include; hairy treads and a burnt our monitor. Unless you feel like walking around with a seeing eye dog while looking like a gorilla, pace yourself. You don't want to lose out on years of team scrum before you even get the chance.

As the months roll by you may feel that you're actually ready for some team scrum. Stop! You're not there yet. You are far too inexperienced and don't know the rules and strategies of team scrum. If you're silly and don't listen to me and decide to play team scrum anyway I've some advice for you. You must protect your goal at all times. If you're not careful you'll end up with area effect all over your turret. No health power up will save you from area effect. Also, avoid having scrum with multiple players at once. You'll end up on some weird HBO special.

Think before you decide to engage in scrum.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Last edited: Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 4:56:10 AM

Friday, September 16, 2005 at 3:15:50 PM

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SquidRing

And dont drink and play scrum or you might end up in a ditch with your pants missing and grease on your turret. %)

Friday, September 16, 2005 at 3:27:01 PM

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Napalm

I thought that grease was chocolate?

Feeling a little foolish!

Here's the recipie for my Chocolate Pud Cake.

1/2 cup whole-wheat pastry flour
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup sugar
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (Dutch-process or natural), sifted
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 large egg
1/2 cup 1% milk
2 tablespoons canola oil
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips (optional)
1 1/3 cups hot brewed coffee
2/3 cup light brown sugar
1/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans, toasted
Confectioners sugar for dusting

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Coat a 1 1/2- to 2-quart baking dish with cooking spray. Whisk whole-wheat flour, all-purpose flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder and salt in a large bowl. Whisk egg, milk, oil and vanilla in a glass measuring cup. Add to the flour mixture; stir with a rubber spatula until just combined. Fold in chocolate chips, if using. Scrape the batter into the prepared baking dish. Mix hot coffee and brown sugar in the measuring cup and pour over the batter. Sprinkle with nuts. (It may look strange at this point, but don't worry. During baking, cake forms on top with sauce underneath.)

2. Bake the pudding cake until the top springs back when touched lightly, 30 to 35 minutes. Let cool for at least 10 minutes. Sprinkle with confectioners sugar and serve hot or warm.

Makes 8 servings, about 1/2 cup each.
Per serving: 220 calories; 7 g fat (1 g sat, 3 g mono); 27 mg cholesterol; 38 g carbohydrate; 4 g protein; 2 g fiber; 237 mg sodium.

Friday, September 16, 2005 at 5:16:52 PM

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Ace_Gun_Bunny