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Lol
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was more
> reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would
> run on only five percent of the roads.
...and would cost 3 times more....and have no available parts at any auto store...and only come in 2 colors....and have NO options....just big, medium, and small.....
The other 95% of the roads you CAN travel on but only on newer models and have a max speed of 10 MPH
Lol chew on that
B
Last edited: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 4:48:26 PM
Like a BMW?
If your "mac GT" loses a tire, you cant replace it by taking 1 hour to go to a mechanic. Instead, you do it the easy and convenient way by buying a whole new "mac GT"
BMW's can break 10 on any road....
I think this needs a bump, to funny to let it fade. :)
Now that is funny!
...and would cost 3 times more....and have no available parts at any auto store...and only come in 2 colors....and have NO options....just big, medium, and small.....
In response...
Windoze comes in 2 colors, beige and blue. Look at the iMac - blue, green, grey, white, black, red, polka-dotted, striped etc.
Windoze also comes in big or bigger. Mac now has a very small feature (miniMac).
Windoze costs 3 times less because it has 3 times less power and features than a Mac.
Mac has no available parts at any auto store because the clerks and manager are idiots.
Chew on that!
Mac has no available parts at any auto store
That's because they come with the very best hardware included. Not like the Widoze world where absolutly everything needs to be upgraded.
Oh yea don't forget you'll have to renew your windows drivers license every year, and if youdrive in any other state, (exchange server, sql) you'll have to again buy more windows licenses. Hang on a minute........
That's better. Sorry I had to take Bill Gates hand out of my pocket, he was squeezing my balls a little too tight.
Napalm
Last edited: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 7:17:44 AM
LOL
Y is every1 so mean to bill gates??? Y is every 1 so nice to apple trees??? Y???
I see no difference in either..... They are both the same to me.
^ exactly its just you ppl have views that try to brainwasha ll of the others I think ur apple spys or somet!
In response...
Windoze comes in 2 colors, beige and blue. Look at the iMac - blue, green, grey, white, black, red, polka-dotted, striped etc.
Windoze also comes in big or bigger. Mac now has a very small feature (miniMac).
Windoze costs 3 times less because it has 3 times less power and features than a Mac.
Mac has no available parts at any auto store because the clerks and manager are idiots.
Chew on that!
That's because they come with the very best hardware included. Not like the Widoze world where absolutly everything needs to be upgraded.
Oh yea don't forget you'll have to renew your windows drivers license every year, and if youdrive in any other state, (exchange server, sql) you'll have to again buy more windows licenses. Hang on a minute........
That's better. Sorry I had to take Bill Gates hand out of my pocket, he was squeezing my balls a little too tight.
Napalm
What about when you build your own? 3 times less, with 3 times the power. :)
And you can still upgrade via the parts store.
Pwnage.
@Bolo, ah ah ah! Aren't you forgetting the MacMini? It has tons more power and features than any PC you'd find for five hundred bucks. I have personally only seen one pc desktop that doesn't have a tower. And besides, just LOOK at the G5 tower! It's beautiful! Unlike those ugly, plastic and artificial-looking PCs!
G5 Tower:
Ugly PC Tower:
-CL©
http://secure.newegg.com/app/WishR.asp?ID=1321917 :)
EDIT: I could have gotton it close to 5, but I really wanted it to have xp pro. ;)
Last edited: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 5:47:39 PM
That's because they come with the very best hardware included. Not like the Widoze world where absolutly everything needs to be upgraded.
Maybe for the older models. Who owns 'older' models? My folks bought this Sony Vaio in 2000. Upgrades? Nothing, not a god damn thing. Meaning, anything I can do now, I could do when our car salesman smoked my dads last cigarette.
Although, my PC just recieved a fashion ticket. OHHH NOOOOO! : (
I'd rather push a windows, then drive a mac.
Last edited: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 6:23:53 PM
Id rather see my sister in a whorehouse than see my brother on a jap bike...
That was for bolo...he can substitute mac for 'jap bike'. And to all you japs I may have offended...DOMO GOMENISAI! WATASHI WA TOTEMO WARUI GAIZIN DESU!!!
Last edited: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 9:11:36 PM
What, you dont like purple? ;)
No DVD Player, Burner
Look at the drive.
ITunes,iPhoto,iDvd,iMovie,Quicken Deluxe
Doesnt xp come with alot of the microsoft versions of those?
2 pretty good games
Good games for mac? Lol, hope that was a joke. ;)
@Michael
That one comes with a CD burner, but normally, you would have to "upgrade" to one for extra money, whereas Macs come with CD/DVD burners for free, no extra cost.
That works with a lot of parts on Macs...1 gig of RAM? Comes with it. 64 meg video card? Comes with it. 150 gig hard drive? Comes with it! PC comes with 256 megs of RAM, a built-in video card, and a 50 gigabyte hard drive.
How much would those things cost if you bought them for a PC?
RAM - $94.20
for 256 megs times 2 = $188.40
Video card - $204.84
for a new 64 megabyte Nvidia card
Hard drive - $91.07
for 160 gigabytes
CD/DVD burner - $338.95
for the DVD burner, $134.99
for the CD burner
Adds up, doesn't it?
Own3d.
My studio would have these two friends. The two best designed Desktop Computers with the best hardware technologies.
Each for different kinds of work. One for graphics and the other for 3D.
__
"Why cant we be friends?"
-WAR
Last edited: Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 4:06:47 AM
@Michael
That one comes with a CD burner, but normally, you would have to "upgrade" to one for extra money, whereas Macs come with CD/DVD burners for free, no extra cost.
That works with a lot of parts on Macs...1 gig of RAM? Comes with it. 64 meg video card? Comes with it. 150 gig hard drive? Comes with it! PC comes with 256 megs of RAM, a built-in video card, and a 50 gigabyte hard drive.
How much would those things cost if you bought them for a PC?
RAM - $94.20 for 256 megs times 2 = $188.40
Video card - $204.84 for a new 64 megabyte Nvidia card
Hard drive - $91.07 for 160 gigabytes
CD/DVD burner - $338.95 for the DVD burner, $134.99 for the CD burner
Adds up, doesn't it?
Own3d.
Thats why you build your own! %)
CD/DVD burner - $338.95 for the DVD burner, $134.99 for the CD burner
WTF? I got a cd/dvd burner in this pc for $30. Who needs a usb/firewire burner if they have one INSIDE of their pc?
RAM - $94.20 for 256 megs times 2 = $188.40
I have a gig in this one for $188, once again, WTF? EDIT: It is Kingmax pc 3200 BTW, not cheap stuff.
Video card - $204.84 for a new 64 megabyte Nvidia card
6600GT 128mb in this computer, $220, again, WTF?
Hard drive - $91.07 for 160 gigabytes
That is about the only legit thing in your post, I have a 160 gig SATA HDD in this, it ran me $120, and was worth every cent.
So Own3d? Not quite my friend.
EDIT2 : @Max - I like alienwares, but I think you pay more for the money that the actual computer in some case. ;)
Last edited: Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 1:52:23 PM
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Brilliant.
'shut all the windows' lol