Hey! GDI! You've read all the posts trying to explain the concept of TEAM scrum? Yeah? But you still don't get it? I noticed. Listen, I'm tired of playing on the GD Jerry Lewis squad, so here's some GD pointers:

1. Don't stop and bitch about the other guy battlemoding you! Here's a better idea: blow his butt cheeks off. You have a gun on that tank, no? Use it. There is no validity to complaints against bming in TEAM scrum.
2. And don't stop and bitch about the other team camping....here's a thought: clear the bastards out with that GD gun, eh? Please?
3. Running in alone, smoking...never a good idea. If you are outnumbered: CLEAR OUT
4. Passing...you can pass the ball to team-mates, they can pass to you. Players like to do it when they are smoking...always look for the pass. Always.
5. Block block block...who to block? Get the bastard nearest the goal...get him!
6. I will presume that you use radar to watch the other team, no? Well guess what? Watch your team too...if you are rushing to intercept the flag carrier, look and see if you are in a line...DONT BE IN A GD LINE! Spread out! Ok? Like special teams in football...never played football?...i didn't think so...
7. Don't go trying to beat your teammates to the flag. Duh! Especially if you are smoking. Let them get it. You should be blasting hell outta the oncoming foe.
8. Don't get out of position...if two of your team mates are chasing a guy, blowing his buttcheeks out, DON'T JOIN THEM. Intercept him...or camp. Don't get out of position!
9. Michael jordan / luke longley ratio: guess what? You aint michael jordan. See that guy with all the points? That's the guy you want to get the flag to...your job is to clear the GD goal for him. Block for him. Shoot for him. Take passes from him...and then give it back. You can take the garbage points, but leave the tricky crap for him. That's why he gets the big bucks. Your time is coming...but it aint today.

Those are my biggest beefs, and I'm tired of seeing the same mistakes over and over, especially by players who should know better. GDI: shoot someone!

Listen, I'm playing from japan...and I've yet to find a team scrum server where my ping isn't at least 150...typically its around 180-190...don't make my heartrate match my ping rate! Its hard enough as it is...

I feel better. You? No? We'll get em next time...

Last edited: Friday, February 11, 2005 at 10:29:15 PM

Well it was nice seening ya on PTT. With the Lang. In there you'll probably be kicked. Smooth, very smooth *sarcasm*

^who is this moron?

Dunno, but I'm guessing his sig outweighs his post by several k.

Kinda scary though...in a dungeons and dragons kinda way....

Stinky I have tried to help these people over and over ! It doesn't work, so when I see these people playing TS I don't join ! To me its not worth the head ache ! B)

I do?

F'n great post. Can I be Pippen?

^ funny

LOL...I was there to watch stinky's frustrations. All comments well deserved. I'm gonna be Manute Bol..."I dunk on you!"

I'm frequently guilty on about half of them. I'm lucky I was not the object this time.

That said...

Name names!

Last edited: Saturday, February 12, 2005 at 7:16:06 AM

Can I be Larry Bird?

Questions:
Anyone play the game for fun? Did the teams get reshuffled to make it even out?

Lol stink. That was pretty funny, game and post...

Teams couldn't get reshuffled because stink had just about had it. I had too, so I went off and played with Rogue and Pai. Those two guys were playing the best team scrum I've ever seen. Rogue must have been a fullback or an offensive lineman in some former life I swear.

@Ben
Thanks... We three (me, rogue & ben) sure played well as a team. It was amazing how smooth we played...each taking turns to literally waltz into the goal without an opponent in site except for some smoking shells of dead tanks. We sure knew how to clear the goal for each other. It was 14-5 against a good team too. No slouches there. All they could say was "too much firepower!"

LOL, Stink!
Gotta love the Drill Sergeant approach to teaching Team Scrum.

Pass the flag, Maggot! You're getting smoked like a damn joint in a Grateful Dead concert! You wanna be a hero? You wanna face the enemy and die in battle? Good! Fine! Just don't DIE WITH THE FLAG!!!

- Bomb…James Bomb

LOL!

Pai, ben, rogue...maybe you guys could offer a class to the folks who just don't seem to get it. Call it pubic service. Yes, rogue is an excellent example of the luke longley, or the horace grant, or the deniss rodman. Dude will put a hit on you. So will lonewolf, major pain, so will any of the chumps. I personally take pride in my luke longley roll. Sometimes even elevate my play to ben wallace status...i aint michael jordan either. But at least I know it...
44: not naming names, because there are just too damn many names to name. I have been meaning to write this post for sometime...not just because of recent games.

We all make mistakes...god knows I've popped a few boners, as my granny says.

Stinky, captain of the Jerry Lewis Brigade

Last edited: Saturday, February 12, 2005 at 3:11:48 PM

Your granny popped a boner? WOW! XD

My tank has a gun? I think I'll start using it. Thanks for the tips stink.

HELLO LAAAAADY!!!!!!! Pardon me sir, I didn't mean, I mean I didn't, I.....

So THAT'S where that "Man, I feel like a woman" line comes from...

Stink,'

Can I add:

1. Clear the goal and then get outa the way!

2. Watch the radar for your own team approaching. Often the window you have is small, and you need to MOVE!

LMAO!! Stink...

I concur absolutely.
I get left with the the "B" team a lot too.
Same stuff... You would think these people never played organized sports.

My absolute favorite is when I drive away from the infested goal so my team can clear out, only to have my GDF team chasing after me.
I don't understand this, I'm not really smoking and I certainly don't need help carrying the damn scrum. Clear the GDF goal.

Funny stuff...

MAX