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Hay now,
not all of us are idiots !
Now Nuts might be a little crayz,
KBC might not have many brain cells
and I may be a little wild
but that doesn't make us idiots :P
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I represent 50% of those idiots %). Lol
(Wisconsin rules)
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Last edited: Thursday, July 06, 2006 at 10:42:17 AM
Yeah. Whats up with dissing Wisconsin?
^Agrees with Yark.
YAY! CODE IS BACK!
^Cheese head! Your a packer fan from pakestan!
Duck hunting.... Ah the memories! Ducks migrate SOUTH for the winter.
Hate to pop your bubble guys, but it's an urban legend. I kinda collect them
See an article about this one at snopes.com
(A great place to search "supposedly" true events.)
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What's not to not like about Wisconsin! I mean, you gotta know something's bad when it has the words "Con" and "Sin" in their name! ;)
Only lethal on days that end with "Y"
They got good cheese. XD
-AO
That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!
Yeah LGM... Snopes is a good sight. :)
My grandfather was a duck hunting guide in Wisconsin in the early 1900's, and tells the same story except replaces the navigator with an ice fishing shanty. Same dog, same premise, everything. I guess the great stories never die........... XD
I'm not a cheesehead; my parents are. I just moved to WI three years ago from Arizona.
Packer fan from Packestan! Haw haw! Cheesehead!(jk) Well, I would h8 to live in WI, and move from Ari, Ari rocks! Even tho im a cubs fan from Chicago... B)
Cheese curds so fresh they "squeak" when you eat them,
Leinenkugel Bock,
Wisonsin has a lot goin on
::sits in PA smiling at everyone::
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Even tho im a cubs fan from Chicago...
I live in Wisconsin, BUT I love the Cubbies!
YEAH!
LOL
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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Corn Fest
The Mile
Brewers
Bucks
Badgers
Packers
Endless Concerts
Out Door Theater
Water Parks
Lets not forget the Beer :P
Love it ! B)
Cubs took 3/4 in the last series against the Brewers XD.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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You'll wan'na read this.
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen.
These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists,! Afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...???
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bir! D shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops f! Or a mom ent, slightly confused then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then""""""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with...... "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments...The dog is okay...
Newspaper item from Wisconsin...
AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH?
I cracked up when I heard this, they must be real einstein's up there. ;)
Only lethal on days that end with "Y"
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