For some reason, the Wizard of Oz reminded me of ThinkTanks and all of its colorful characters!

Here's how a new remake of the old classic would look like if TT did it:

TankGirl as Dorothy

Tally Ho as ToTo

Hanksta_Tanksta as the Lion

Bolo as the Tin Man

Jangles as the Scarecrow

-Z- as the Wizard

Anonymous as the wicked witch of the west

FoulPlay as the wicked witch of the east

JamesBomb as Glenda the good witch (sorry, JB, but you are the sweetest person on TT!)

Racer445, CADC, Michael and Paco as the lovable munchkins!

MonkeeMan as the leader of the flying monkees

Featuring new versions of classic tunes, as TankGirl starts with "Over the Rainbow"

And then begins "We're off to see the Wizard" with "battlemoders, campers and divers, oh my!

Battlemoders, campers and divers, oh my!" and heeds the advice to "Follow the yellow brick mod"

Hanksta sings "If I Only Had The Nerve" & "If I Were King of the Forest"

Jangles sings "If I Only Had A Brain"

Bolo sings "If I Only Had A Heart"

TankGirl longs to find her way back home where there aren't so many battlemoders, campers and divers. She clicks her ruby red combat boots and repeats "there's no place like home" and finds herself back home! She realizes it was all just some bad dream. Or was it? She finds a new server called Emerald City...hosted by someone named -Z-, that does not allow battlemoders, campers or divers!

Last edited: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 12:16:41 PM

Lol, I always wanted to be a munchkin! ;)

ROFL!

Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times and think to yourself, "There's no game like scrum, there's no game like scrum..."

LOL!! That´s a good 1 Paisano XD

Cadc (SA) (Leader) B)

Phew..thanks... I thought no one would like it.

The powerful -z- has spoken!

LOL Paisano....!!!! Definitely an inspired moment for you.....

I noticed that you did not place yourself in the mix......

BTW, ever since I was a little girl, I have ALWAYS wanted the Ruby shoes.... Although I now think they should have 4" high spikes and an open heel....

LOL... "there's no game like scrum... There's no game like scrum"

"Somewherrrrrrrrrre oooooover the mesaaaaaa.....

........

.....if Bolo can score... Why, oh whyyyyyyy caaaannn'ttttt IIIIIIIIII?"

No game like TT ;)

Hmmm.. I wonder if Da Cleaner has found a suitable brain yet?!!

Lol, j/k XD

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

@TG

Lol... Thanks... Good additions...

"Ding dong...anon's dead...anon's dead... The wicked anon's dead!"

LOL TG, "why oh why can't I" love it.

Just hope we don't start hearing...

"Who dares to disturb the great and powerful -z-???"

And I don't think Bolo would have made it past the poppy field. (poppies, poppies, poppies!)

Bolo as the Tin Man, "I might camp in the woods, but I am NOT a camper!"

I would not be just a nuffin'

My tank all full of stuffin'

Chasing down the flag

I would dance and be merry

Life would be a ding-a-derry

If I only had no lag.

-Z-

@Z

Lol... Great stuff...the song will never be the same!

"Pay no attention to that slug behind the curtain! Believe me, you don't want to know what he's doing!"

Why am I not in this, aren't I a good munchkin?!

%)

Oooooooh...I get to give Dorothy(TG) the Ruby Red slippers!

All you munchkins bow to the Good Witch!!! XD

- BombJames Bomb

This is reeeeeally really funny :)

If I had to pick, I might have picked the dog, or it would have been a close 2nd to the chick lying under the house.

The bit about bolo jang and tanky is wicked funny. That will go down...

So far all of you have been great sports. Let's see what the fearsome threesome have to say about this, though.

GULP!!!

Hmmm. I wonder how the X-Rated version would unfold?

Jangles

Lol... Yikes... TG... Watch out...

Bolo as Dirk Digler?

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(keep clicking the heels.....'There's no place like home... There's no place like home.. There's no place like home.....")

Last edited: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 7:12:46 PM

Do I really have to give Bolo a Lube Job?

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(click, click, click, click, click<-- me clicking the hell outta the ruby red shoes, trying to get home asap)

Last edited: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 7:14:14 PM

Lol....

I can just see it now... TG clicking her heels like crazy and Bolo, Jangles and Hanky laughing... "click all you want, sista. You ain't going nowhere! We've been alone in the woods too long!"

Even Tally Toto starts to wag its tail....

The Wizard -Z- is too busy behind the curtain to help out...

JB as Glenda the good witch is too preoccupied with his new boobies...

The munchins are all busy composing "Thanks for making me leader of SA" threads...

Yeah...poor Dorothy is in big trouble....

Yeah, that's pretty much how I envisioned it - 'cept I'd have Toto a little more active and the clicking sound eeirly similar to the out of ammo sound.

Jangles

Meh.

Most of em, I am to busy burning down the forest....

I'll get the gas.

Can I b a munchkin? Im 4' 5"

Lol, this is hilarious!

Who are the guards at the witch's castle... You know, the dudes that love oreos...

Last edited: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 9:13:24 PM

Paco and 56k ;)

Please I wanna b a munchkin!!

Ok..ok..Palm is now a full-fledged member of the lollypop guild.

You know, the munchkin who welcomes Dorothy to Oz... And starts singing "Weee...represent...the lollypop guild...the lollypop guild"

Way to funny all ! :P I just about died laughing. Very very good my Italian friend ! B)

Yay!

Now, Palm, don't forget... There is danger to being a munchkin. There is a real sport called Midget bowling where people actually pickup midgets (AKA munchkins) and toss them down a bowling alley at some pins! It's illegal in most states, but not everywhere. So beware!!!

And what am I?

OHH... I know... I'll be Colin Mochrie... That guy has a cameo in everything....

@Ice Punk

How about that tree that throws apples at Dorothy and her pals?

Ah yes, 56 and paco are the guards. Instead of singing oREoooo they sing smoREos as they guard/camp at the gate. :)

PUT EM UP! PUT EM UP! XD

I'M KING OF THE FOREST!

ROOOOAAAARRR!

Last edited: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 8:24:54 PM

Colin Who??

This thread is conjuring some hilarious images in my head! ROFLOL!! But, shouldn't TG be saying "There's no place like Homelan, there's no place like Homelan"?

I guess Hippo Hollow is the spooky forest then? LOL! Keep it comin'! This is great stuff!

Lol tis is gettin out of hand

But instead of apples they can be scrum balls, or even better, volcanoe rocks. Lol

Dude! You don't know who Colin Mochrie is?!?!?!?! Don't you ever watch who's line is it anyway? Or see "lost in translation"?

just click here to see all his guest appearences... Told you he had a cameo in everything...

Last edited: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 11:02:30 PM

"There's no place like Homelan".... ROFLOL!!!!!!

LOL

So...

Hanksta is a chickenshit?

Bolo has no heart? (well not in scrum) at least I have an ax and steal armor

Jangles is brainless?

Tg as dorthy and -z- as the wizard and monkeyman as the flying monkee is quite amusing :)

Tally and baba are the castle guards (for obvious reasons)

Id stop to smoke

Remember the champs together, in the movie or in scrum are unstoppable

Da cleaner is the idiot who hangs himself in the movie

I missed something?

Oh yea and homelan SUCKS

B

I forgot my siggy :)

Hmm.. Gotta get me a siggy of my own as well :)

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

Hey -z-, you're the wizard, right? Could I have my marbles back? I lost em'. Anyway, pais, good casting, but anon would imposter TG, and get the dorothy [TG] part! %)

Here is a lame photo edit I did in 2 minutes. It's not KBC quality...lol.

But you get the point...

Here's TankGirl as Dorothy walking down the yellow brick mod...

Once again ROTFLMMFAO