Sorry I had to make a new one becase of the stupid spamer screwed the other one up. Well any way lets strat a new here are the new rules

RULES
1.NO spam
2.No spaming
3.no spamers
4. No criticism

Once apon a Time..........

A bum with nothing better to do started a thread called "The Neverending Story, v2".
Of course, it didn't get anywhere because he didn't tell the people who read it what to do on it in his first post. D'oh!

Of course I came along and said "um what are we doing?" then waits for an answer. Then, notices the no spaming rules and the no criticism rule "still don't know what to do." I said.

Then I walked up, picked a half-empty root bottle off the ground, drank some of it, said "this is flat" and threw it in the trash (this actually happened today).

Suddently a hobo named DJ wings looking for some thing drink took that flat soda and carlesly walked in to the street suddently being run over a very rich person names BIGPAPA then.......

...then Big_Papa realized that he'd STILL forgotten to add something about what we're supposed to do in this thread.
Oh, wait, that's obviously not right. Lemme try something else...
Then, Big_Papa realized that he wasn't riding in anything when he'd "run over" DJ, and while he was pondering this, he got hit by a cement mixer.
"Owmy hed!" he moaned, not realizing that nobody could understand his woeful grammar. His death was classified as suicide caused by his own criminal negligence.

Of course still trying to understand what to do, notices Big_Papa's body with a cement mixer on top, "I need 1 of these for decoration," I said "cement mixers make good decor." then hastily takes the cement mixer, heaving and saying " I wonder *cough* if it comes *pant* it comes in a smaller size *weeze*."

But then he actually realizes that he wasnt carrying a cement mixer but a very large jigsaw piece which had a bite mark on it where The muffin man ate the corner off making it unuseable so there for was rejected. But suddenly...

I got furious so I went after the muffin man I asked som1 "do you know the muffin man," the guy says " the muffin man?" me"the muffin man," guy "oh yes I know the muffin man who lives on Durry lane" me "well im off to kill the muffin man" guy "the muffin man!?" me "the muffin man." guy "well good luck with that"
and off I go to kill muffin man.

Along the way to kill the muffin man, he stops by the "BigPapa" statue and decides to take it along with him when he kills the muffin man.

Observing the muffin man commotion, I notice a half-full (I'm an optimist) bottle of root beer in the trash. I pick it up and drank it all, then disposed of it in the proper recycling bin. I then hopped on my mo-ped and strapped on my pink helmet. I passed the laundromat and spotted some fine hunnies inside, and decided to pop a wheelie in hopes that they would notice my sweet chrome rims. To my surprize...

.... My mo-ped engine seizes, resulting in the conrod snapping and ejecting the piston thru the head and into the base of the seat. I reach terminal velocity in the vertical direction before striking a passing flock of migrating pidgeons. Falling to the ground in a pool of feathers, blood and pidgeon poo, conciousness slips away. I awake to the sound of........

...loud sounds of whatever pidgeons pecking the muffin man to death sounds like. A nearby parrot then decides to replicate these sounds for a while, repeat to fade... THE END...

...or is it??

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Of course not, its the never ending story V2.
when I went to the muffin man to kill him he was already dead "well my job here is done," I said "now what to do?" suddenly.....

On the news a reporter said "man named BIG PAPA lives after being hit wiith a cement Mixer hear the story tonight at 10:00" also realizing about that hobo Djwings and did any one see him laying next to that trash can dead. Then suddently realizing he didn't care then.......

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Of course, the news reporter was lying through his teeth to make some dough. BIG_P was still dead.

Then racer445 came and said "Locky Locky!"

The end.

Before the screen fades out I say "hey wait this is never ending story V2 you can't end it now." of course still with the muffin mans corpse.
then I decide I hate the smell of dead body and walked out when...

The police pull up and arrest him for the murder of BigPapa, who is lying next to the muffin man, and who they fail to notice is dead. Of course they take him to prison for the night, when he finds a way out...

Once out of the police station, I steal a pushbike off a 90 year woman and jump on it, failing to reasise that the seat had just fallen off during the scuffle with the old lady.
Bleeding profusly from my anus which has been perferated with the seat pole I ride off to try and find a marine park where I can help release a killer whale from captivity, when..........

I hit a tree. I got cuts and scatches all over me and my anus was still Bleeding. I laid there on the ground when all of a sudden a large UFO came outta nowhere and took me on board.

After the screen faded, a huge padlock appeared on it, and the whole movie theater exploded. It was a big explosion with no apparent cause, and several people died.

"AHHHHHHHHHH" I said being in pain from multiple place on my body and the explosion makes it worse.
The explosion blasted me from the UFO (why did they have to fly so close?) and in the atmosphere I feel peace like floating in Zero-G............ "uh-oh Zero-G" I said when floating into space suddenly....

As I looked back at Earth, I noticed something was missing...
The spontaneous explosion blew the whole planet apart!

THE END.

One day, Sparkles and Rainbow the unicorn princesses had a fanciful idea! "Why not go to the Mystical Fairy mall were they have the only blouse that matches my eyes?!" pondered Rainbow. "Tough decision Rainbow, you and I can go together, as I want to get special fairy dust to heal my grandmother!" "Sure," replied Rainbow, "and I can get a thong from Victoria's Secret too!" And so began the precocious journey through gum drop woods....

(the suspense is killing me!)

Little did they know that they would meet up with the most handsome prince of all, CannedSplam, who happened to be so handsome that the whole world loved him and his sexiness.

(Ohhh, me likey... Me likey)

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The END. (sceen fades to black, moderators come and lock this pointless thread)

Once upon a time, a random person with nothing better to do named BIF_PAPA (wait, did I say that? I meant BIG_PAPA, heh heh, snicker snicker) started a thread called "The Neverending Story V2", based on, apparently, an older thread called "The Neverending Story". Unfortunately, the new version still didn't overcome a basic flaw that the previous one had- it was still utterly insignificant and pointless. So, as a result, this thread, like the older one, was quickly locked/forgotten, and definitely ended.

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Still floating in space I sense a desturbance in the force.. Oh wait thats the forums suddenly fell in the gum drop woods.
looking at the strange colors and sense of over happiness notices Sparkles and Rainbow the unicorn princesses "ooooooooooookkkkkaaaayyy" I said "this is some straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggggee place." then ponders " well I know that pointless storys are famous on forums so this would be normal...... I guess"

While still waiting in the gum drop woods (read above ^) notices that his adventure has stopped since no1 is telling him what to do.
then he said "bump " hoping that soon his adventure will continue in the strange gum drop woods "hey I like this pointless story game" he said then waits...