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[set to the tune of "Pulling Teeth" by Green Day]
My hard disk's all messed up,
Trojans, worms, and nasty bugs,
Accidents will happen,
But this time, it won't boot up.

How could this happen to me?
Especially with Norton AV?
Even though I haven't given it
Any updates since '03.

I'm getting neurotic,
Getting disturbed,
I'd better quickly consult Dell
Before it happens all over again,
Oh man, this is hell...

For now, I'll go to the cafe,
Hell, that's all I can really do...
I'll send my admin a letter,
So he knows my agony's true.

I am still neurotic,
Really disturbed,
I'd better quickly consult Dell
Before I get locked in a soft, padded room,
Oh man, this is hell...

Looking back at Windows,
I'm starting to realize why
Everyone calls it "Winblows"
And the Linux folks just use Wine...

For now, I'll go to the cafe,
Hell, that's all I can really do...
And wouldn't you know it- they've got it,
So now they're all down, too...

Yeah, I know it's dumb, but I was bored. And when I'm bored, I get creative. Sometimes annoyingly so.

 

Bugs are yet another thing Microsoft has a firm monopoly on.
-XTux documentation

 

 

Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 4:37:35 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! So excelent! XD

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 5:15:45 PM

Haha, that was funny :)

 

Last edited: Monday, February 27, 2006 at 5:38:53 AM

Monday, February 27, 2006 at 5:38:20 AM
b20

Thanks, we Windoze users have a pretty clean computers and kick ass games when your not an "average" Windoze user! :)

- b20

Monday, February 27, 2006 at 5:45:32 AM

^ The irony. Thinking any form of windows is not average. Too funny.

 

Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:27:56 PM

This is great! K$$P it up! XD XD

Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:30:41 PM

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