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F#$kers got me all wrong! I'm just a GD janitor! Custodial engineer my a$$. Do engineers go around with human feces on their finger tips?
Last edited: Thursday, March 09, 2006 at 5:20:25 PM
Lol!
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
Finally, a funny thread.
Haha, good one XD
NikoGecko (Local Dumb a') "wut?" 8o
;)
I use multi-billion dollar military satellites to find tupperware hidden in the woods... What do YOU do?
It grows. Feel free to add your own.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
Nice! That is so ice.
I like TGs
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-Jacob (Future ABC News Reporter) "What there's a new a thread maker in town. I must go over there and introduce myself. Of course I will let everyone else know by posting on all there threads as well. People always love what I have to say."
-Get Some(Towns Local Bartender) " All right, a new thread maker. Hope it's a woman. Meh it really doesn't matter, who am I kidding. "
-dash (Town Librarian)" Oh I think it's wonderful *ring*, One second please *picks up phone* Yes honey, yes honey, yes honey, of course I will, do you love me? *hangs up phone* Think this new thread maker needs a minion?"
-ROGUE (Town Civil War Buff)" Really a new thread maker? Cool, as long as he doesn't do any threads about short people, I dislike those "type" of people. Did I tell I you I was playing Napoleon in the new play? What you mean a part made for me!! Why you son of....*powee*Kabloee*smack*"
@ROGUE
For the 150th time those aren't candlesticks....
I know that silly. It's a tiny tea candle, or so says dash.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
Extremely funny rouge :) lol, KBC and his trolley..great.
Cpt
p.s. Do meee :P
Ass Clone Army- HAM-MER!
@nuts, those b birthday candles.
@ROGUE: Correct, I am the brain surgeon. Remember frontal lobe labotamy I gave ya? %)
Totally F$*#ING HILARIOUS!!! I laughed so hard I cried! XD
Everyone has to love what I say. Its my law
J/k
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You are entitled to the right to dislike this thread if you want, but I reserve the right to think you're a dumbass. XD
Nice work! Humor Good!
Dang if this isn't one of the funniest threads ever. Color me envious.
What's scary is that it's not so far from the truth! Ouch!
Clever hidden slam too... PSYCHOtherapist... Lol.
No its
-- DJ Wings (Mix master) "DIE N00B!!!"
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Ahaha very interesting thread this is! Good to have a laugh once in awhile XD
-AO
That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!
My son thinks I'm nuts 'laughing so hard I fell off my chair. NJ Rogue
I'm just wondering how Rogue found out about my former career. I thought I'd put all that behind me... :'( *shame*
LOL! :)
Lol
-Fujifilm (professional photographer) mind if I..... *snap* whirrrrrrrr *snap* whirrrrrrrr that'll look great on the cover of... *snap* whirrrrrrrr *snap* whirrrrrrrr the PTT tribune is looking for pictures of.....WAIT! Dont move! *snap* whirrrrrrrr
I love my randylion
Well funny thread,
My Favorite for comments has got to be:
- DJ Wings (Army General) "Hey, don't get mad at me, I'm just telling it like it is: your excuse for an "army" is pathetic!!"
A canadian would certainly have worded it differently.... ;)
Thanks to anonymous tipsters, LardCopy and the police were able to put together an artist's rendering of what somebody might look like.
Any information about somebody can be reported to LardCopy at 1-888-DUM-THRD.
Be advised, he has a keyboard and will use it. Somebody should be considered highly volatile. Please do not attempt to apprehend somebody alone.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
Last edited: Saturday, March 11, 2006 at 6:01:31 AM
Hahahaha
- Monica (schoolteacher) Derrrrnnnnnn.
I love my randylion
Offense taken. I'm a philosopher on here, you idiot! XD
Lol!!!
EDIT:
Hey I didnt get to by my video game tester...(Hate small towns)
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Last edited: Saturday, March 11, 2006 at 2:55:12 PM
Hey ROGUE, thanks for the refreshing thread. Finding anything interesting on these threads is getting very rare these days.... ;)
--Racer445 (Geek trying to be a street racer) "My car can outrun them dumb threads man, I got 500 horses under dis trunk right here. What dawg? Yo man I'm playin, them dumb threads are the 1337."
Haha monica, of course. Socrates would be proud ;)
I love my randylion
(I couldn't help myself! XD )
Thanks to anonymous tipsters, LardCopy and the police were able to put together an artist's rendering of what somebody might look like.
Any information about somebody can be reported to LardCopy at 1-888-DUM-THRD.
Be advised, he has a keyboard and will use it. Somebody should be considered highly volatile. Please do not attempt to apprehend somebody alone.
....the above poster was posted by the sheriff on the local "Who to kick the crap out of" cork-board. Among the posters put up to notify the public, was this one for a fishy fiend.
This chicken
is considered armed and dangerous. Be on the look out for him at toy train stations with a pair of robotic pants (Ex-NASA). Be warned, this chicken is very adapt at using a revolver.
Last edited: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 3:18:47 AM
This just in, intelligence says that the "chicken" just might be a penguin with a glove on his head.
Stay tuned for more late breaking news, but right now, some late breaking commercials.
Your favorite ABC reporter,
Jacob
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44 (Unitarian) - "I think it's a great thread. Because it's all about love. Especially that kind of love that touches your feminine on feminine side."
Oh no! That penguin... I mean chicken is me! They want me dead!
This just in, intelligence says that the "chicken" just might be a penguin with a glove on his head.
Duh! Boy those news reporters are dumb! Anybody can see that's a CHICKEN! Penguins neither wear gloves, nor do they have a 'comb' on their head like that. Only chickens and turkeys have a comb like that, and turkeys also have wattles hanging below their beaks, and that perp OBVIOUSLY does not have a wattle, therefore, ipso facto, QED, it is a chicken !
^ ROFLMAO!! XD
Hehe.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
44 - Are you absolutely positive this has nothing to do with lesbians?
Nevermind about the Penguin idea. It was another stupid idea from Bush.
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
Last edited: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 at 10:44:13 PM
DJ Wings (American Idol Judge) "The was positively the worst army I have ever seen in my entire life..."
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Recent reports of somebody making a dumb thread have enraged the locals in a rural midwest town.
LardCopy was sent to investigate. We sampled dozens of of folks from this town on the edge and here is what we found.
What do you make of this heinously stupid thread made by somebody?
Max CR (Civil Engineer) " We simply would not have this problem if this somebody would upgrade their computer and lose the freakin' 56k dial up. These people are killing my thread enjoyment"
Tally Ho (Cattle Prodder) "What do you expect? This somebody voted for Bush. More proof? http://www.crooksandliars.com/stupidthread.htm"
Bolo (Reverend) "Kill'em All!"
Mrs. Dash (Queen of the Castle) "This is why I never, ever, let Dash engage in conversation. If I didn't keep him on a choke chain this would be him we're talking about and not somebody else. That lazy good for nothin'... I'm the breadwinner in this famliy anywho. Find me somebody that doesn't know my popular food spicer upper product. I defy you. Dash! Sit down!"
HugoBrain (Tree Herder) "It figures, this somebody would be an American. The American foreign thread policy is all wrong. You'd never see a Canadian somebody make such a stupid thread."
KentuckyKillBilly (Brain Surgeon) "I think we should give somebody a second chance. What will you people do next? Abort somebody?"
KillinBrainCells (Local Drifter) "Hah! You people think I'm that somebody. Well, you're all wrong! I was drunk that night. So there! And what the hell would I plug a computer into? My shopping cart. Got any change?"
NUTS! (Candlestick Maker) "BS!"
LC50 (Palm Reader) "I'm afraid to let my children out at night until this somebody is locked up. I don't know where to turn. Wait! I know. I'll ask my Magic 8 Ball. Will this somebody stop making stupid threads? Answer: Unlikely. Son of a... Kids! Get in the house!"
AssCloneArmy (Metalurgist) "Agag?"
MasterTMO (Retired Karate Film Star) "I'm neither for or against this somebody. I'll simply sit right here in the middle."
Rabban (Pimp) "Tyrone 3:16 says that we should feel compassion for somebody and never playah hate. Ask yourself. What would Jesus do to somebody? Wait. Is this gonna be on TV? South Central representin! Shout out to Ray Ray, Lequisha, Stevie, Big Harold..."
StinkFingers (Custodial Engineer) "Pontifacate, mulmigate, regurgitate, satiate but never alienate."
Supra (Shop Teacher) "Hang that freak. Hang somebody from the tallest tree I say!"
Napalm (Disco Instructor) "Guys calm down. I got the new TGE and will create a new forum with really great graphics. Why don't any of you post there? All you towns folk are afraid of change! You all want the same old same old. Somebody, this is your first warning! Any more stupid threads and I'll silence you!"
Lonewolf ('80s Rocker) "If somebody! Would just use! More exclamation points! I'd welcome somebody! WIth open arms! XD :) %) "
Paisano (Psychotherapist) "I find this somebody to be venomous and mean spirited. I feel sorry for somebody's family. I'll soon air my grievances against somebody in LIST form. I will be using a pen name so somebody doesn't know who I am."
TheGhost (Nail Painting Technician) "I feel this somebody is simply performing a sociological experiment with their father-in-law. I find it harmless."
SerialKilla (Plumber) "I'm confused."
Baba (Carpet Salesman) "It comes from poor child rearing. I don't blame somebody, I blame their parents. This somebody needs a good beatin' and I'm just the man for the job. Step into my sex chair. I mean rightin' a wrong chair. Is this for the record? Give me that damn tape recorder, now!"
FleaBiscuit (Philanthropist) "No man can eat fifty eggs. Now what we got here is a failure to communicate. Play it cool like Luke."
TheProfessor (Bitter Accountant) "Somebody owes the IRS a lot of money for these stupid threads."
IceDawg (Future President) "Somebody? Can I join you? Can I? Can I? Can I? Come on! Answer me! I'm a good thread maker. Ask anyone! Come on! Please!"
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
Last edited: Thursday, March 09, 2006 at 7:59:11 PM