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I've been portraying myself as a 36 year-old, married, father of two who works in sales and is left leaning.

It's all a lie.

I'm 22. I'm single. Female. 36-22-36 with C-cups. I'm a lesbian. I'm a republican.

I cannot live the lie any longer.

Please forgive me.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 2:40:28 PM

Hahahahahahahaahaha, I have some ocean front property in Arizona also fofo.

 

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 2:44:47 PM

Lol
This story sounds vaguely familiar.

4/1/1929 to 11/17/2006 Rest in Peace Bo. GO BLUE!!!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:07:37 PM

Lol^

Cloud

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:08:28 PM

Lol... I don't know, you might be kidding or you might not...knowing you %) I don't know what to believe now... :P

I use multi-billion dollar military satellites to find tupperware hidden in the woods... What do YOU do?

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:13:58 PM

We knew it all along 44. :)

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:29:22 PM

Another perfectly good fantasy shattered, sigh.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:39:08 PM

I saw them, and they're phenomenal.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:42:41 PM

And all along I thought you was.............................44-24-36

 

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 3:57:34 PM

Hmmm now I am interested in that trip to canada you were talking about XD

 

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:06:09 PM
LGM

Brassiere or manssiere? Now I'm confused... :[

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:13:48 PM

Pssst. 44, IM me and we can talk dirty sweet cheeks.

Wait, you're really a chick right?

@BC
If it helps I can video myself naked for you. I'll tuck my tally whacker between my legs and jump up and down and scream, "I'm TG, I'm TG. I love BC. Yay!"

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 5:13:44 PM

Ouw, that's hot.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 5:20:08 PM

LOL ^ yall crack me up! XD

Cloud

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 6:03:53 PM

Figures....I knew there was no way in hell anyone was THAT liberal......

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 6:06:53 PM

Hmmm Rogie...tucking your tally wacker between your legs; trying to make it all look like fur pai, er fur pie!! %)

Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 6:12:23 PM
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@Rogue

No can do...your candy4youngboyz username is still quarantined from my IM client. My son is still shocked that I knew what POS meant. You and KKB can keep your sick little chats between yourselves.

:)

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 6:35:01 PM

 

 

It's all a lie.

 

All I can say is... Holy !@#$! :)

 

I love my randylion

 

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 9:58:58 PM

Only Cs???

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 5:46:17 AM

44 forgot that she e-mailed me pics months ago. Though she's extremely hot she's lying about the cup size. I'd say she's a floppy B at best.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 6:06:22 AM
44

LOL...

Well, let's reevaluate...

22? Check
Single? Check
Lesbian? Check
36-22-36? Uhh...I meant 22-36-22
C-cup? With certain bras.
Republican? Definitely.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 6:25:52 AM

Well....at least we have the lesbian thing in common.......

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 6:59:36 AM
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I know I'm your brother and all. But damn, you sound pretty hot.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 8:12:50 AM

Now that I think about it, the shirt should have tipped me off. :o

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 8:36:56 AM
44

LOL...

Here, friends, is a prime example of the risk of photo sharing...

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 10:44:04 AM

Yay for rebublicans! ;) %)

Only lethal on days that end with "Y"

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 11:57:14 AM

Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder what that face would look like on that ape?

 

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 12:12:54 PM

So that means my wife is a lesbian 44? It is my kid? I am confused.... WTF %)

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 7:34:21 PM

You guys are hularious, OMG to funny. 44 !!!!!

 

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 8:07:35 PM

R u really republican? They are bunch of lierssssss... I dont knwo 44, u got manly shiny butt...lol..
but seriously u should reconsider ur political party.

Guju

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 8:15:16 PM

Just saw 44's significant other. 25.

Do the math.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 9:08:43 PM
44

(breathes heavy sigh of relief after waking up, logging on, looking at list of threads, seeing KillinBrainCells as last poster on this one, imagining several new photoshop possibilities, clicking on thread, scrolling down whilst holding breath...)

PHEW! --- got off easy with a moderately funny math joke.

 

Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 5:26:58 AM

I too enjoy lesbians. What I don't care for is chicks that work out too much. The pic that KBC used was from several years ago. Stay off the roids 44, they're ruining your girlish figure and giving you facial hair. What up with the all over tan but your face? Are you concerned about wrinkles?

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 6:19:10 AM
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Roguie -- you girly man -- I'm coming to kick your ass...

ROFL

Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 6:29:05 AM

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