Ok this test seperates the true fans from the others
All questions are from 1st 2nd and 3rd Movie

Answer all 20 questoins correctly and your name comes up here on the "True LOTR Fan Board"

#1: An orc is what type of race? Hobbit, Goblin, or Elf?
#2: What was "Golem" or smeagol doing before he found the ring?
#3: How did Sarrow Man die?
#4: What is the hometown name where frodo lives?
#5: What did Sam keep in that small box?
#6: What demond killed Gandalf
#7: Who was the first to die in the fellowship?
#8: The Battle For Middle Earth: How many kills did gimbly get after he made the bet?
#9: In the end Frodo was leaving to what?
#10: Sam married who? And how many children did they have?
#11: Bilbo gave Frodo what?
#12: After Aaragorn, Legolas, and Gimbly entered the mountain, they ran into an army of ___ what was the name of their king?
#13:What type of bow was given to Legolas by the Lady Of Light?
#14: What was the secret word to enter the mountain?
#15: How many times was Frodo stabbed in the whole trillogy?
#16: Was it a happy or sad ending?
#17: What did Smeagol say to make Frodo angry at Sam?
#18: What was the name of the spider that nearly killed Frodo?
#19: Who played the role of Frodo?
#20: Sting glows when what is near?

True LOTR Fan Board
Unstoppable-I made this, and know all the questoins
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Good Luck!

Where do you want the answers because I am #1 Lotr freak. Hence the name!!! B)

I have all the answers but you have no email and I dont want them in this thread or else everyone will know! What do I do!? :S

Is this a test on the movies or the books?

He said the movies can you read???? XD X/ :o :(

No. Can you teach me?

Sure just sound out your name p-l-a-y-e-r hey that spells player! And 36 and then the coolest army that I want to join! %) XD X/

Ok post answers here,

Ill be glad to teach you player :P

There is a rule in survay threads that you must not copy anyones stuff :)

Last edited: Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:10:47 PM

1)“They were elves once taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated!” :'(
2)Fishing with Deagol XD
3)Grima became angry with him and stabbed him making him fall off his tower 8(
4)That’s easy “Baggins isn’t round here, there up in hobbiton!” ;)
5)“Just a bit of seasoning in case we were havin a roast chicken one night or somthin” :P
6)Balrog of Morgoth - demon of the underworld 8o
7)Boromir!!! Duh B)
8)“I myself am sitting pretty on 43!” :)
9)On the last ship that would leave the earth :o
10)Sam married Rosie Cotton and they had two kids :S
11)Sting and a vest of Lethril %)
12)Trick question- King of the Dead XO
13)Bow of the Galamdring ;)
14)Bello- Friend in elvish 8(
15)1- by nazgul 1-by cave troll and 1- by sheelob XO 8( :(
16)Happy, “Well, I’m back!” :) XD
17)Confusing question but I think it is “He is always stuffing his face when master is not looking” :S
18)SHEELOB XO
19)Elijah Wood ;)
20)When orcs are near :'( :[ B)

Theres my answers unstoppable. See if they match up. I challenge you to name as many lotr characters as you can. Hahaha! :P

By the way sarrow man is spelled Saruman, gimbly is spelled Gimli, and golem is spelled Gollum! XO 8( %) ;) Better check your spelling next time you make a survey! I love Lord of the Rings! I just watched one today!!!! XD

1) Hobbit.
2) Fishing.
3) He didin't. He just became powerless.
4) The Shire? That can't be right, too obvious. Oh wait...hornbuckle? No. I dunno.
5) Bread.
6) The flaming thing. Don't know the name. Could google it....nah too lazy.
7) Barrowmere. (Spelled incorrectly, never read the books)
8) Oh god. I don't know! 29?
9) To the West.
10) The bartender. Lol. Uhh...2 kids, one more on the way.
11) The book "There and Back Again."
12) Umm. The army of...of....Gilbert.
13) A yew bow. No, no. That's runescape. I dunno.
14) The elven word for "friend". Whatever the hell that is.
15) 3 times. Once by demon guy, once by big cave troll, once by huge spider.
16) That can be argued. No definite answer. I will say sad.
17) "The fat hobbities eats all the bread." Something like that. When they were going up the stairs.
18) Shelea
19) Some really, really short guy with curly hair and furry feet.
20) Orks. Duh.

Oh no! This is big news! (I first saw this as a bumpersticker)

Last edited: Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:32:28 PM

Lol. But how is it glowing if his finger isn't on fire! Ah ha! Ha! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!

Maybe it was seared to his hand a few moments before :S %) :P B)

If he's wearing it, how do we SEE him?

#1: An orc is what type of race? Hobbit, Goblin, or Elf?- Elves that were abused, and sent into darkness.
#2: What was "Golem" or smeagol doing before he found the ring?- Fishing...
#3: How did Sarrow Man die?- Sarrow man? Who the hell is sarrow man? If you are talking about Saruman, he died after he took over hobbiton and gandalf did somthing to make him blow away in the wind. Duh. And if you mean in the movie, then he fell down onto a steak thing, got impaled and fell into fire.
#4: What is the hometown name where frodo lives?- Hobbiton.
#5: What did Sam keep in that small box? Dirt. It is either that or some herbs.
#6: What demond killed Gandalf? Demond? Again, what the hell is a demond? If you mean the balrog, then that is a maiar. They were actually of the same order as Sauron, Saruman and Gandalf, but they fell into the circle of Morgoth, who corrupted them to his service during the days of his greatness before the creation of Arda. Wiki it, I am right.
#7: Who was the first to die in the fellowship?- Boromir
#8: The Battle For Middle Earth: How many kills did gimbly get after he made the bet? Ok buddy, forst of all, check yer freekin spelling. Now, GIMLI got 42 kills.
#9: In the end Frodo was leaving to what? Valinor
#10: Sam married who? And how many children did they have? Whom. Learn some grammar. Rosie Cotton, 13 kids. Poor girl.
#11: Bilbo gave Frodo what? The ring, Sting, the book... Be more specific!
#12: After Aaragorn, Legolas, and Gimbly entered the mountain, they ran into an army of ___ what was the name of their king? Aragorn, and Gimli, first of all, and they ran into the Dead Men of Dunharrow, and the king of the dead. The dead made that place, and the dead shall keep it.
#13:What type of bow was given to Legolas by the Lady Of Light? Long bow, I actually forget the name, though. EDIT- I just remembered. It is a bow of which the galadrim used, but not the bow of galadrim.
#14: What was the secret word to enter the mountain? Friend. Mellon
#15: How many times was Frodo stabbed in the whole trillogy? Once. Now before you say "nooo" let me explain. His skin is pierced once at Weathertop. One. He is stabbed by a troll, but the mithril shirt he's wearing protects him. Not one. He is bitten by Shelob. Not one. He is bitten by Gollum. More of an amputation, I would say.
#16: Was it a happy or sad ending? That depends on how you make it. I think it was happy.
#17: What did Smeagol say to make Frodo angry at Sam? SMEAGOL didn't say anything to Sam. Duh. Next question.
#18: What was the name of the spider that nearly killed Frodo? Shelob.
#19: Who played the role of Frodo?- Elijah Wood
#20: Sting glows when what is near? Orcs. Or Uruk-hai.

Come on, any idiot who read the book could have answered those. Let's try this now.

We all know that Tolkien was a professor of philology, and created the languages found in LotR. Quenya stems from which two modern languages spoken (more or less) today? Hint: Tolkien was proficient in one of them at a very early age.
Bonus question: How many complete languages did Tolkien create for LotR?
Another bonus: Name the people from whom Tolkien based his Rohirrim.
And more: In the book, what did Samwise throw at Bill.
Yup... More: What is the name of Aragorn's horse.

Dolle an lost. Auta miquila orque.

Also? I can kill you with my brain.

Last edited: Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:03:50 PM

^^ Another valid point. It seems our logic has clearly proven that Bush does, in fact, not have the ring. Thusly, Frodo did not fail. XD

Last edited: Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:02:28 PM

Screw the twinky, I'll just make sure not to either meet you, or p*** you off :)

Man Unstoppable, you are stoppable when it comes to surveys! XD Like ten people have replied to this after you. :o Answer your survey soon! :)

@ Bilzter- Haven't you ever seen firefly? :P

@ Anyone else- Answer my questions without using any resources, and I will admit you are a good lotr fan. Untill then, ta XD

I need to get the books so I cant answer yours but I answered unstoppables ?s without looking anywhere else but my brain! %)

1. My name ist blitzer ;)

2. I have seen a few episodes, not all

3. I don't watch sci-fi channel often

^ for shame. You really should see it. That quote is from river after they figure out jayne betrayed them (y'know, the big gun wielding guy named jayne).