I can do a wheelie.

_{I'm dying in here}

On the last day of school in the 4th grade, I rode my bike home with no hands and without stopping. 12 blocks and 3 stop signs. XD

I can ride with no hands, stand on the handle bars, do a wheelie, a "bunny hop", and of course a 360 off a half pipe.

Last edited: Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 3:23:48 PM

I can ride long periods of time on just the seatpost with no seat. I need some rectal doughnuts though....

^ OMFG! What are you doing? Are you jousting with flaming lances on bicycles????? :S :P

I can ride with no hands... :)

I can ride with no hands for about 10s and pop brief wheelies. Never tried a bunny hop, might next summer. @BC, WHOA!

I can crash my bike.

W00t w00t Racer! That could be useful...

I can ride with no hands and pedal at the same time forever and ever. I can go without stopping and I can do a catwalk, bunnyhop, wheelie, and I can almost do a 180 degree bunnyhop. Also, I can do a 360 on a half pipe just like wat aztec said.

I can do all of those, except the catwalk, 180 degree thing, and the 360 degree thing :P

@ BC

After the third stop sign, you hit a car huh? ;)

I can do this kick butt thing called pedling... And then.... Stopping ;)

^ I'm pretty sure iv'e seen that before on the X games!

I can not fall off... For a while at least. %)

I can beat Racer in a bike race... : <P

I can run into you in a bike race... :P

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
I can get on the bike, pedal, stop, switch gears, and bail out (or not bail out). Isn't that amazing? :P:P:P:P:P

I want to see a pic of napalm on his bike.... XD

Ouch.

I can do 1280 backside flairs, I WOULD prove it... I just amn't very photogenic thats all...

*cough*

Last edited: Monday, November 21, 2005 at 12:56:03 PM

I'm better at aggressive skating though, dunno why.
I can almost do a misty flip.
I can do a backflip off a kicker, 900 off a half pipe, a bunch of grinds (porn star, unity grind, madonna, soul, backside soul, mizou grind, and cowbow-stance-grind), one footed manual (sounds kinda like a skateboard move), madonna grab off kicker, and maybe a few other grinds...

I can ride down the trail until the ground gets too muddy, then the front wheel sinks in, the bike flips forward, and I do a funny little dance/splat/cuss thing...

*Bunny Hop
*Wheelie for long periods of time
*Stand on back tricknuts, lean bean so front wheel is off the ground and spin the handlebar round
*No hands until I have to stop. Or get stopped ;)
*Endo - at high speed suddenly press your front brake, lift your back wheel up and go along on your front wheel
*Also take my feet off the pedals and stand on the bikes frame.

All this is done on my Mountain bike, except the 3rd trick. The mountainbike cost 250 pounds, maybe around 330 dollars and it has everything, front and back suspension, Front disc brakes, V back brake. Painted metallic silver, black and blue.

*dont think im spoilt or anything, I save up for most of my stuff and pay atleast half of everything I get.

Last edited: Monday, November 21, 2005 at 6:01:07 PM

It would pain me so to share those photos with you.

Oh Man, Here's a pic of the damage. I was again riding around without the seat and the post broke off.

Has anyone seen the seatpost?

BTW: Has anyone noticed a whistling sound behind them on windy days? Ya, I thought so. So it's not me. Whew

Lol!! Ouch again.

Hi All,

I can ride a tricycle. I can ride forever without my hands on the bars. I have a flag on the back on my tricycle, and it is yellow!!!!

SK

ROFL yah crazy you napster. Don't show this to your kids.

PS side note true story

I actually jammed my nuts against my thigh and the seat while trying to jump on my 10 speed bike way early in the morning when delivering my newsspaper route last week! %)

^I fell off the bike, the newspaper bag broke my fall so as not to injure anything else , but honestly the pain was already killing me!

I've quit the newspaper job, trashed the bike and stay clear of all types of seats without backs and armrests.

That's funny!

I can ride a bike..

Ride without handles and standing for quite a while.

The last trick I tried to do was to jump from a near vertical hill in my neighborhood to the road on my bike a year ago...
When I landed (and yes I landed it... :) ) the gear stuff snapped to the side, the chain wrapped around my front tire, and WHAMM!!!! The road breaks my fall from my flip off the bike...
Luckly, all I got was some road rash on the right side of my body... Nothing too serious, although my mother almost threw up :)
I still have the scars on my knee...

And thats why, kids, you shouldent play with matches...

I can do standing and sitting no handers
umm pop-a-wheelies
ghosties (jump off your bike and land @ full speed)
and crashing...
(lol my bike is now broken, gear shifter is broken, chain links are bent and broken, handlebars alignment, gear wires are messed up, and no brakes...)

Last edited: Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:22:59 AM

Hey guys look what I can do on my bike...

Apparently they think I'm X-Games worthy... Just don't know how I'll pass the IQ test, I have to get a 30 or above to qualify as an athelete (you have to be able to breathe by yourself!)...

Hey fofo - I tried to do a handstand on my bike seat the other day but I slipped and my bell on my handlebars got rammed into my scrotum and now it doesnt go "ring ring" anymore, but when I walk I hear this "clang clang" sound. I cant work out what has happened, also my light on the front of my bike doesnt work, but when I farted the other day an AA battery popped out into my pants??????????? Help please..... I am thinking of buying a car but I dont know how to spell VoltzWagen

I'll post a video/picture of me doing and endo on my bike soon.

OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just on my bicycle (sob) and-and I was just minding my own business when (sob) a twister made me do a backflip off this half pipe (sob) and, and, and.

I CHIPPED MY NAIL!!!!

Last edited: Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 7:24:57 PM

I can't do any tricks but I know of somebody that does a crazy one. NUTS has perfected jumping on his bike from a six foot wall with no seat, just the post.

Hey! What happened to my post!
My plan has been foiled again thanks to those metalling admins!

Last edited: Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 8:13:20 PM

I can piss while im riding... Lmfao.. But not in front of peeps :P

I can umm what was it that I can do...I did a super man on accident off a piece of crap jump and smashed my nu**z
and umm uhh go face first over the handles

^Also I can put my helmet on or can I?

I hope you can put ur helmet on. LOL XD

Me, I can flip over cars.... After I hit them
%)

I am more of a street sk8er than biker! I do flip tricks and jump stairs stuff like that :P , on bikes I can ride no handed and do some small bunny hops and a small wheelie lol XD