Greetings, Seeker.

These are the tales of the two little bards, WIZ and MAVERICK. The novels are depicting many observations of other players, during our uncountable adventures in ThinkTanks Realm.

Here we go...

Wiz are you posting or should I begin?

First of all, I have to tell you about that feared tank, namely Maverick.

...As I was driving my tank, along the southern region of Medulla Mesa, the sun was shining and the weather was fine. I couldn't see anything unsettling as far as my eyes could see. Birds were warbling and the crickets whistling in the grass. There was a warm breeze of joy in the land.

But then...

I got a vision. Sudden flashes in my mind... A stampeding bulldozer (Maverick) was plowing the land. He drove his tank in such a fast pace, that no one could run away from him. It was almost like the sight of a furious rhinoceros coming after you, leaving no one behind.

Then, I realized that this was not a vision. It was for real.

"Oh my, oh my", I thought to myself, "What would I do!?" All I could think of was "Run, run, run!!!". And so, I did.

When doing so, I tried to dodge from being pumped by Mavericks mercury cannon. And I did that pretty well, so I was thinking, "Is this going to work? Am I really getting away from this evil beast?".

As I was thinking that, I suddenly found that the ground underneath me was gone. I finally understood that this mean man had drove me off the cliff...

...As if that wouldn't be enough, I understood that the great Maverick wanted to make it a bitter experience for me. And I finally found myself being killed by the very last bullet of Maverick's.

Thus, it was not by falling of the cliff, but by Mavericks own hand, that I was finally slain...

Laugh out Load! Wiz and Maverick guys keep the story going its awsome!

Fred

As he watched Wiz fall over the cliff, Maverick smiled and laughed. "There is no one that can stop this raging bulldozer that is Maverick!" He said to himself and drove his tank away from the scene wiz had fallen off the cliff from.

Moments later, Maverick stopped and felt a powerful essence raging back towards him at a great velocity. He turned around and looked and saw Wiz heading towards him. A massive force of avalanche Maverick imagined him as. "I can't...dodge him!" He said and without any time wasted, Maverick saw himself decimated.

Reinstalling his Tank, Maverick returned to the war scene where he was quickly taken by suprise by the oppertunist and clever battler Fred. Maverick began fighting back hard and dodging all he could and than he slid over the cliff. Fred drove off and thought all was well...but it was far from over. Fred turned and saw Maverick still alive. "What the!" Fred said in suprise and soon found himself surrounded by 3 Greens. Maverick, Lonewolf and TT.

Could Fred Survive.......?

Not ! XD

There was a time, when I had this feeling I was not the only one being alone...

...I was scrumming during a late night shift, hungry for some scrum ball and maybe some goals too.

But I was not the only one around, hunting the same thing. There was a hungry, starving wolf lurking around the field. His eyes were red and they were screeming for blood and scrum.

I halted my action, staying still, realizing that this hunting ground was not meant for me. It wasn't mine.

As I stood there, paralyzed, the lone wolf came out of nowhere, grabbing the scrum ball in his frothing jaws. Actually, he left an obvious trace of hungryness saliva after him, leading to one certain place - the scrum goal.

I wasn't going to be naive, trying to steal what was not mine. So I left the scrum in the hands of its rightful owner - the Lone Wolf - went out to my kitchen and made me some consolating coffee with sandwich instead.

End of story.

Tales from the DJ of destruction pending!!!

LMAO wiz B)

...well, Fred managed to sweet talk his way out of a disaster by striking up a conversation regarding the upcoming super bowl. This of course got the greens typing too much about the updcoming game and Fred tiptoed off towards the top of medulla. He knew that while the greens were fighting over who would win the football game, they would be sitting ducks to his sniping abilities. While this was a novel and ambitious plan, Fred forgot one small, or should I say HEAVY, detail. While he was congratulating himself on sneaking away from the greens, he failed to notice that Big Ol' MUSCLES was parked on top of medulla mountain. Now poor Fred was on a course for sudden disaster, because we know that Ol' MUSCLES is king of that hill. Fred flew to the top of the mountain like a shot, only to be staring down the barrel of one mean HEAVY's cannon. Before Fred's adrenal gland could pump a jolt into him, he was one shot away from utter destruction. Ol' MUSCLES hardly had a scratch and Fred was zooming back down the mountain...but what happened to him? Did he get smoked while running away from Ol' MUSCLES, as many a light has? Or did he somehow escape his destiny as another mark on Ol' MUSCLES gas tank...but where were Maverick and Wiz during this great escape?.....

Last edited: Saturday, January 29, 2005 at 1:26:43 AM

Dear old wiz went to get coffee after I scared him off the scrum map !
As far as Maverick goes, he is dealing with ozzy right now ! Showing him how to really bite the heads off of Bats ! :P

Too late, I talked to LW, and Ozzy's still running his mouth even withot his head... Mav bit it off... And I MISSED IT!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Oo these are getting good, what happened to me did I get area and blow Mus to pecies or did I get shot by Mavericks last bullet

No as you were backing down the hill to get away from MUSCLES you ran through a puddle of my acidic saliva which slowly ate through your tank and reduced you to a pile of liquid blob B)

Man im about to eat and that last post was just so appetizing :[ lol

-Worm(SA/DAS)

I'm dying here, someone add to the story!!! Lol!...and one sentence doesn't count, c'mon use your imagination a bit and save this thread!
We all know what happens to Fred if I finish the story...well it's the same thing that always happens to him when he faces the barrel of my tank...poof! B)

Last edited: Saturday, January 29, 2005 at 1:27:56 AM

Of course, MUSCLES still had his wits about him, and therefore was able to retrieve a small can of vinegar from his pocket, and its pH immediately cancelled out that of the acidic spit. *illustration of LW's face at that moment... Lol* MUSCLES then swung his tank's turret around, typing /speedy at the same time, and fired. Repetitively. The Wolf died and respawned a fewmeters away only to get killed again... And again...

But as Mucles kept killing Lonewolf. Something hit him. And he turned around the was nothing. Mucles thought "what could it be?" Suddenly Muscles sees a flying tanks coming down at him. ITS Maverick!. Muscles try to shoot down the Japanness Bomber Maverick but fails and when Maverick hits him with such a force Muscles goes flying off the edge never to be seen again. But what happened to Lonewolf. We think he sank down through the ground to go say hi to -z-!

As Fred kept wondering where Lonewolf was, never did he come to think about the fact that Lonewolf had been sitting high up in the sky, using the Observer script, recuperating from the last attack by Muscles.

And now the starving wolf was leering down with his sinister eyes at Freds tank. In the meantime of the tumult between Muscles and Maverick, many foul plans had been circling around in Lonewolfs brain, as in what way he could make the most beautiful strikedown on the delicious looking Fred.

But then, ironically enough... Lonewolfs jaws started to dribble some of his acidic saliva again...

Where the saliva fell and on who, you don't have to guess...

There was no meal for Lonewolf, for his snack had quickly melted down, beyond recognition, when bobbing up and down in the toxic, green pond of wolven saliva... X/ :S

Man I love this thread ! XD :P

*Backing away from LONEWOLF*

Nice wolfie,niiice,no drooling now....

LONEWOLF POUNCED! With the strength of 10 avalanches, he tore through MUSCLES, and rewarded himself with a little nice, raw chunk of human muscle.
EDIT: MUSCLES still had a can of vinegar beforehand, and he used it the same way he did last time, but LONEWOLF ate it later, and now he can BARF acid, to!!!

Last edited: Saturday, January 29, 2005 at 1:30:29 PM

Lonewolf licked his lips after his great meal. He was very pleased with himsel.... BOOOOOOM! Lonewolf suddenly dies and doesnt know what hit him. He respawns and look around again. 3rd time he sees MUSCLES Maverick, and wiz charging at him. He is scared out of his wits. Suddenly he sees and elitle UF! Fred has come to help his fellow UF. Will they survive.

*5 min later*
Lonewolf has headed for the power up getting area affect he takes out Muscles. Fred has been battling he butt off and killed wiz. Lonewolf comes raging to help Fred take out Maverick. But before he could get there there was a grave stones that had written on it "May Fred Rest in Peice." Lonewolf asked Maverick if they could have a moment of scilence. ;) Maverick started pasing Lonewolf some tishoes. Once Lonewolf was done crying, he was so mad Maverick started to run. But nope he didnt make it. He was dead in 5 seconds. Lonewolf was raging and was killing mus and mav plus wiz every single second they spawned. Muscles was pretty frusstrated, and didnt know what to do.

Will MUSCLES ever stop the raging lonewolf after losing one of his best players?

P.S I also love this thread.

Enter, from Server 4, DJ Wings.
The DJ's tank zipped past, quick as a flash, and through a powerup: bouncy. The muzzle of the feared tank fired, blasting land mines all around LoneWolf. They closed in for the kill...
And LoneWolf jumped out of the circle! Too bad, he jumped into MUSCLES's line of fire. "Oops" was his last chat message...

Muscles or wiz reply to my post. The story is getting good.

Why jus them? I'm becoming a good bard myself...o

Bard On! Dr Wings. Feel free to join our bards guild, as you please.

@ ALL. PS. Updates are soon to come. Stay tuned.

Sweet. Thanks!

Man, Dj Wings! With your sweet singing bard voice, you should be proud. For you're an asset to us all.

I remember once, when I was roaming the deserts of Cranium Crater, that there was this tiny little sweet, crystal-clear voice, resounding wherever I was. Was I here, there was this "tweet-tweet" and was I there, there was that "chirp-chirp". And if I went all the way over there, the same warbling sound was grabbing my attention.

I decided that I should try and see where it came from. "This interesting phenomena must not be unseen!", I thought to myself.

My tank was almost out of gas and I began to question my own senses. What was I really looking for?

But, all of a sudden, I finally saw something! There...

Up in a tree on the highest spot of the long ridge, he was! (DJ Wings.) Yes!! It was really him. He just sat there, singing his song so that everyone could hear it all the way down the valley...

Then, unexpectingly, a most peculiar thing occurred. I was puzzled...

During his beautiful choruses of bardish singing, you could hear some strange, distorting noises beginning to fade in. Almost like...

...yes, almost like scratches, the scratches of a DJ. There is no justifying way I can literally represent what was being heard, since the noises were too complex in their essense.

Anyway. I recall, by that time, that everyone on the field had halted their actions and just stood there, gazing at the mysterious things taking place up there in the tree.

However, what none had realized by then, was that in reality, he was not scratching or anything like that. No...

Eventually we all understood that, in fact, what was really going on up there was that Mr DJ Wings had been, what we now use to call... 'lagged out '... :o

...lol. It seems this thread has come to a sudden halt, wassup up poets? Dearth of ideas? 8o XD

By the time the server had regained control of its connections, I had almost ran headlong off the deepest cliff. I pressed the 'S' key so hard I almost crushed my laptop. But another distraction presented itself when a song IO particularly liked came on in iTunes... But I actually considered it an advantage- my fingers, and therefore my tank, began to dance to it! I could have killed myself when I realized that my tank liked Green Day, but with the crazy rhythyms of "American Idiot" playing, nobody could predict where I'd be next.
That is, until my ping skyrocketed to 500ms...
LAAGGG MAANNN!!!
*siiiiggghhh*

At the Wolf's hunting grounds...

There was a group of sheep (Baba,Chuck,Hugo,Reagent X,and MJ) Trying to find some grass to graze on...They then found out that they were on the Wolf Pack's Home map...It is a Frantic so there was no grass!
The Sheep being befuddled and cunfused were wandering around when all of a sudden...

Arrrrroooooooo!
Outta No where The Wolf Pack Strikes!
They Surround the Sheep and begin to close in for the kill...

Then Poison Shear who was at the Sheep Grazing ground hears The Sheeps Baaaaa's of distress and comes to see whats happening...he sees LONEWOLF sitting there laughing with his Saliva splashing on the ground inches away from the Sheep... Poison Feels The Baaaa power Rising in his wooly body and with a Single war cry rushes into battle...Baaaaa! He takes the Wolfs by surprise he slaugters Azazel with outta Problem...Then LONEWOLF sees him...The Sheep and Wolfs all back up...It's gunna be
LONEWOLF v.s. Poison Shear...

The Winner...
To Be determined by next story writer...

_{(better make it good guys!)} XD
Free/Poison Shear

BTW, whats a bard?

If anyone wonders what inspired my "story"
Its for the PSL8 game we are gunna play against the Wolf Pack...
it all just flowed with The wolf's Hunting ground and all...my next post will continue the story you guys are doing...

Last edited: Monday, February 14, 2005 at 4:47:12 AM

Continuing DJ's Story...

Siiiiiiigh....was the last uttered noise outta DJ Wings, JoE dA mAn (wz/sb/af/dsq/fr/lol/asd/tyc/vkx/Itg) came into the game and saw DJ lagged out...He drove towards him and began shooting him...It was an easy kill 2 clips and DJ was no more! Then JoE began Spamming saying "I Beat DJ! I Beat Him! Woot! Wow! I am The Greatest!"
Then The Messages started rolling in...

_______ Has put JoE on Ignore!

_______Has put JoE on Ignore!

Then JoE left in a Temper Tantrum XD...

Finally a Full server of Great Battlemoders JoE left and good people entered!...
Blue v.s Green
Blue took the a hill with MUSC.,IM.,Rabban,and GFI...
wiz and Maverick were flying around in the valley in a blurr Farming the power-ups.

Green Team had the other hill with Supra,NUTS!, Lancer,and BRENT...
with Dexter and Bolo Defending the ammo gate!

The teams go hand in hand for the first 10 minuets 1 point for green then blue 1 point...
But in the last 5 mins. Of the game...

In the last 5 minutes, guess who comes charging in with a loud and proud warning...
"Tally HO!"
Just kidding, Tally was off enjoying a Bolo-less scrum match and clobbering n00bs. Enter Lonewolf!!! The Wolf pounced on Bolo, and, with a quick reload, blasted Dex's brain to heaven! 3 to 1! And when Lone took a screenie to add insult to injury... They all left out of shame.

@ DJ
You mean like they did here ? This was a full server from begining to end, then they all left. It was full of good players too, except for 2 were new-bee's ! B)

That's you all over, Mr. 105. I guess practice makes perfect, I look forwards to seeing a screenie of you getting 150+ per round... Or maybe even being there... :S O_o

Wait... That's Survivor... YOU... WIZ SAID IT WAS BM!!! Get back here!

Sorry, but the 0 for 0 team scores gave it away... Lol

Correct me if I am not wrong but Survivor is Battle Mode ! Only it is last man standing ! B)

*siggghhh* Oh well...
So, once, off in a remote desert on Medulla Mesa, I was busy chatting trash, killing planes and UFOs, scrumming away (and winning- imagine that!), when the clouds started to turn dark gray, then black. I knew fom experience that this wasn't a good thing, usually. My experience proved painful, but valuable, in the minutes following it. For then, spawning from the clouds, came...
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The suspense should be killing you now...
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(they're yelling, "JUST TELL US, DJ!)

Annoying blank space...
















Well, I really don't remember. Would any one like to insert their name here and continue?

Last edited: Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 1:05:16 PM

Hello? Anyone? What happened to this? Let's keep it up!

Yes, DJ Wings, I'll be back in here soon, with some astounding stories from the world of TT. ;)

Lol. And just so y'all know, it was...
TANTY!!! Lol, just kidding. Tanty can't shoot for crap.

*bump*
2 words:
Mad Mark.
So what happened then? You know, he killed everyone and the admin had to nuke the field. It r0x0r3d! :)

Where am I in this story I thought I was part of the TT family guess not = ( I need to hide in my corner :S :S :S