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I'm concerned about the recent drop in temperature. All the leaves are falling off the trees, and the weatherman is saying we can expect snow soon! How can I keep this beautiful farmer's tan on my forearms if I have to wear a jacket?
What can be the cause of this sudden drop in temperature? Republican conspiracy? Wrath of God? Is this the beginning of the end? :S

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Friday, October 27, 2006 at 7:27:24 AM

Well first of all ill tell u that ive done some research about the end of the world and stuff like that. So what I dont get is that in most websites they talk about global warming, but then the next link is about global which one is it?!? Do they actually know what they are talking about or just trying to get attention from others? Clearly global warming seems to be the bigger issue because we actually have proof of this, so how can there be global cooling too?

Friday, October 27, 2006 at 7:39:24 AM

Friday, October 27, 2006 at 7:56:47 AM

It's happening out here on the west coast too, fish. Outrageous. I honestly believe it to be caused by all those horny little drugged-out teenagers dropping their rap cd cases on the ground, thus insulating the planet from the sun's thawing rays. Oh, and the ever growing popularity of man-boobs, casting shadows that ought not be cast. I personally will be collecting all available aerosol cans, and spraying them directly above my house, in attempts to open the largest hole in the ozone possible. Because, let's face it, Mrs. Three is only gonna buy the "but it's cold" excuse for so long as she looks down and giggles at "the angry inch".

Friday, October 27, 2006 at 8:34:58 AM

I believe it to be a republican conspiracy, Fish. They turned down the secret thermostat hidden in the White House Rose Garden so we would have to buy more heating oil...thus taking care of their Oil buddies. So they basically have us in a catch 22 situation. While I would like to gas up my SUV to emit greenhouse gases to warm the joint up and help out Three with his "frightened turtle" syndrome, I don't want to feed the republican war machine and pay for the gas. What do I do?

Then again, it could be that Man Boob thing too.........

Or maybe it is a result of all the kids in the world leaving the refridgerator door open and "letting all the cold air out".

Or maybe it has something to do with all that ice I dumped out of my cooler the other day after the beer ran out?

Bah! All this thinking makes my head hurt.

Who wants to get some flapjacks?

I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.

Last edited: Friday, October 27, 2006 at 8:57:35 AM

Friday, October 27, 2006 at 8:48:39 AM

I guess we are trading weather's fishtank, up here in the Last Frontier we are experiencing global warming and we still have'nt gotten any snow yet which usually starts this time of the month. I also noticed that down there it gets more snow then up here every year now. So, in the near future we might never have any snow during the winter up here B).

@ Three - Laughing Out Loud! XD


Friday, October 27, 2006 at 9:39:21 AM


The angry inch






Frightened turtle


Wicked awesome.


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Friday, October 27, 2006 at 11:09:13 PM

^^^ Frightened turtle ! LMFAO XD

Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 2:50:06 AM

Perhaps the reason is that the Earth is growing old :S

Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 3:53:07 AM

Ill just say what I think is going on in several sentences

1.Polar ice caps mealt.
2.Cold water from north/south poles go into our oceans
3.Lotsa storms
4. A bunch of horny male teenagers with boobs jump out and buy 2 week's supplies of drugs to live on while the planet deep-freezes
5.I watch "the day after tommorow" too much.

Bow chicka bow wow! Prepare for the emergance of THE ARK!!!!

-slightly above "n00b" level-

Proud leader of The Covenant and proud member of Night Stalkers

Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 4:01:51 AM

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