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Well, what are your thoughts on this? Mine are as follows
"AAHHHH!!!! I AM GOING ON A PLANE SOON! AAAHHH :[ "

Yeah, so I am scared. A lot. As some of you may know, I am going to europe soon. I am very afraid.

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:24:51 AM

I am going to chicago tomorrow... Should I be afraid?

 

 

 

 

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:25:50 AM

Ok so the Brits kicked the terrorists butts

Woot and huge applause to the UK security forces, when will they learn they will not win not now not ever!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:32:21 AM

If you're afraid then the terrorists have won. Anyway, airplanes are much safer than cars, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:35:58 AM

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:08:58 PM

Armoured tanks, voodoo economics and a manufactured media;
it's just big business, cattle prods and our 'coalition'.
I trust I can rely on your vote.

Like a pig, in a cage, on anti-biotics...

Let's go and bomb these "terrorists", liberate the peoples of the middle east;
Take control of the oil-wealth and live happily ever after...
We are the benevolent rulers of the world, we care for everyone

 

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:35:53 PM

We help everyone else in the world but we cant even help ourselves. It is pretty crazy living in this world. Obviously the terrorists have taken over and scared everyone because it contains terror!!!! 8( :o


Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:52:11 PM

Whenever I'm playing on de_dust2 Counter Terrorists always win.

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:24:26 PM

Yeah, I would be scared if I was going on a plane, but then again, they did get caught.... But... Scary thinking there could be more out there :[

...................
Pellet eating Carnivores!!!
Get Insaniquarium, you weak minded fool....

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:35:52 PM

*Mouths "Don't go on the plane", then walks away *

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:54:07 PM

They will always be one step ahead. No liquids? Pshh. So what. They still have electronics. The absolute only way to completely make flying safe is to allow no carryons. Nothing. No books. No computers. Just you and your clothes you're wearing. Checked in baggage has to be checked by hand. You heard it first from me folks.

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:33:53 PM

Can't say I don't know the feeling PGG. My dad has to go on planes frequently, and to Iraq.

But we can't be paranoid all the time ya know? Have fun on your trip ;)

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:05:54 PM

You dont have to worry about going TO europe. Theres nothing worth blowing up over THERE :P (besides bloop's house)

 

I love my randylion

 

Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:26:49 PM

^ dude you sound like Carlos Mencia!

I'm getting on a plane soon too. Well, to New Orleans anyway (doin cleanup there).

"If God can be for us, who can be against us?"
-Paul 8:32

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:19:40 AM

Bloop has his own deviant plans about his house. He can handle blowing his house up himself. XD

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:20:34 AM

Yeah I noticed him talking to it in a very angered fasion. His voice was wierd too.

Bloop: "Soon enough, you'll be goone gone gone, precious! (Snicker) (Laugh)"

House: "Why do I always get the loons?"

"If God can be for us, who can be against us?"
-Paul 8:32

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:29:03 AM

Just heard the Police were watching a property for 3 months, which they thought had a relation to the terrorists, but only found cakes and biscuits lol

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:14:25 AM

[twitch]
I think you're a bit late about the house, someone else firebombed it first,
[/twitch]

...anyone want to join my underground boxing club?

 

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 6:56:47 AM

Since the authorities caught the wankers, why can't I still take my Gatorade on the plane? Even though the system worked, we still take an emotional terror hit and loose some more priviledges. Besides, has there been a report yet on how effect the planned attack would have been? It would seem you would need a lot of liquid love in order to damage the plane enough to make it crash. I mean, I NEED my hair jell. What if I get off the plane any they've lost my luggage? And the UK's response of banning all carry-ons is just too much. I guess I wouldn't mind if they could guarantee my baggage would meet me at my destination, but that's not going to happen either. Goats, Trains, and Automoblies are looking better all the time.

@KBC - Curses! You beat me to the gag!

 

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:41:22 AM

Good point Rabban^, what if someone became dehydrated and died on a plane ride! :(


Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:46:59 AM

That's why they have the in-flight beverage service...Are you always so intellectually dense?

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:50:43 AM

I wonder if I can ask them to let me take my nalgene on empty, then ask one of the people to fill it up. OR, ask one of the security officers to acompany me to the water fountain, watch me fill it up, aznd put some sort of sticker on there saying "this water was inspected by seargent joe.

@ Dark Angel- Oh yeah, that helps my confindence LOADS. Luckily I do belive fuji is right. There isn't really that many high priority things in switzerland. It is the leaving from new york that scares me.

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:35:29 AM

Sounds like a plan gaming geek! :P


Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:48:23 AM

In large airports there's plenty of water fountains where you can fill up your bottle after you've gone through security. But if you're flying out of State College, sounds like you're screwed :S

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:32:17 AM
doc

@Rabban,

Actually it would take precious little explosive to bring down a plane.. Remember a plane is pressurized and flying at a very high altitude.. A small hole could cause the plane to explode from within as pressure tried to equalize.. Also a small hole with those speeds could very quickly be a very large hole! Remember the last space shuttle that went boom. Same idea of course without the major heat..

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:49:46 AM

@ Player36: They have an airport in State College? I thought there was only horses and buggys there/

@ doc: You are way off on your analysis of small holes in planes and explosive decompression. It has been proven that you can fire a bullet in a plane, pierce the skin of the aircraft and not cause decompression. Remember the Hawaiian Air 737 that the roof ripped off?

Also, comparing what happened to the space shuttle versus an airplane is like comparing apples to tires.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:20:28 AM

Well we may see the attempt unsuccessful but to the terrorists it was successful because they learned a lot by just attemting to attack.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:44:01 AM

I think that they have won, just making us have this thread, chill out and get on with life

 

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:45:08 AM

@ Uncle Smacky- I am not sure if you were joking or seriouse, but State College is just that- A state callege. It is a decent town that (during football wekends) has become the third biggest city in PA. The amish mostly live over the mountain. It is an excelent town untill you get into the totalitarian regime gram spanyard seems to have made.

@ player- no, I am not leaving from state college we are leving from newwark. I think we may be landing in england, though. Possibly not. I really don't know, actually.

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:57:23 AM

 

 

Warfare
I am going to chicago tomorrow... Should I be afraid?

 


Yes. Traffic is hell...and Napalm lives there.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:47:09 PM

@ proud - I live in Pittsburgh and am a WVU grad. Gotta bust on Penn Staters and the State College area. Being facetious. :P

I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:35:09 PM
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I'm on a plane almost every Tue and Thurs. I flew from Portland to Philly to Syracuse yesterday. 2:30pm arrival at the airport. 1:30am arrival back home. May have been the most miserable day of travel I've ever experienced.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:10:26 PM

Nothing to be scared. How many planes drop per year? I bet if you can find some long term static for it the amount of very small. Majority of the dropped planes would be planes which are catagorized as shouldn't-fly-in-the-first-place and nearly none are commercial planes which belongs to big businesses.

You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:28:25 PM

On average, 42,000 people die each year in the U.S. From car accidents.
From 1982-2005, 2317 passengers total have died in accidents aboard U.S. Airlines.

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:39:13 PM

^ wow..

- TT....my anti-drug. -

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:42:15 PM

 

 

I flew from Portland to Philly to Syracuse yesterday.

 

In Portland and no phone call? Oh, we are soooo over.

 

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:34:50 PM

I always thought it would be easy to destroy a plane doing so: bring gasoline disguised in a bottle of water, embark on the plane, when you're mid-air pour gasoline on a few seats, light a match, watch fire.

 

Just you and your clothes you're wearing. Checked in baggage has to be checked by hand. You heard it first from me folks.

 

Yes I also think it will come down to it. And I don't care. Air traffic is huge now - about 1200 planes come and go on a given day at Heathrow. 400,000 peeps were affected by yesterday's delay. It's kind of a new phenomenon, the vast amount of people now flying more or less casually...

Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:25:01 PM

^ How would you light the gas? No lighters allowed...
maybe one of those pen lighters etc.

Don't be afraid to fly folks. Cars are far more dangerous.

Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 10:40:51 AM


hi guys I think we should pull out and let them live there way and us ours I think there will be more of them living our way and us living theres peace and respect to all

Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 12:17:19 PM

^^ Just the point I've been trying to make. I really can't see what scares people so much about planes.

Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:26:35 PM

Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:53:24 PM

@ PLAYER36-SA-:

 

On average, 42,000 people die each year in the U.S. From car accidents.
From 1982-2005, 2317 passengers total have died in accidents aboard U.S. Airlines.

 

You can't use that as an example. Think about it... How many times have you ridden in a plane? How many times in a car? How many planes are traversing back and forth? How many cars? Um... Yeah. BIG difference. Besides that, many people break the law by drinking and driving and using "road-rage". Not to mention all the other categories of stupidity and how many complete morons roam the road. If those numbers were any bigger, something would have to be terribly wrong with today's airport security and maintenance :o.

 

/¯/¯/ed

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:59:26 PM

But think of the number of people in each plane vs the number of people in each car.

Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 12:43:28 PM
-z-

 

 

^ How would you light the gas? No lighters allowed...
maybe one of those pen lighters etc.

Don't be afraid to fly folks. Cars are far more dangerous.

 

By holding your reading glasses and focusing the sunlight through them? Uh oh.. Soon we'll all be banned from wearing glasses on planes.

My 99 year old grandmother had her pair of nail scissors confiscated when she tried to take an internal flight to visit my mother - I mean jeez.. She's 99 do you really think she'd be able to hijack a plane? With a pair of nail scissors?

Hey... You could strangle a stewardess with your seatbelt.. Maybe that means they'll take out all the seat belts from aeroplanes. Shoelaces even.. Failing that.. Part of a ripped t-shirt. Heck we're all going to end up being naked on a plane without a seatbelt - but I guess that's ok as many of us will be blind as we won't not allowed to wear glasses...

It's a crazy messed up world which just gets harder and more uncomfortable to live in. Governments controlling the population by spreading fear instead of as it used to be, by spreading hope and prosperity.

-z-

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 3:18:57 AM

^ I concur,

All this is, is the government poking the population with a big stick to make sure it's still afraid.

Government: "These people were going to blow you up."
Population: "really? How were they going to do that?"
Government: "We can't tell you."
[pause]
"Their would have been a larger death toll than 9/11"
Population: "ok... Uhh, thanks"
Government: "Now we're going to, uhh, stop you taking drinks on planes, *cough*
search all the 'islamic' looking people, and uhh, make the baggage allowance smaller.

Does noone else see the racism in all this? And anyway, isn't 'islam' a religion rather than a race? What would have happened if they had stopped all 'catholic looking people' after the IRA bombings?

 

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:01:16 AM

After 'Snakes on a Plane' we'll have 'Nakeds on a Plane'. XD

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:16:17 AM

^^^ Boy! Is that ever a reality-check! I totally agree. Besides that, aren't we supposed to be making it harder for terrorists? I only see harm coming to us. More restrictions, more difficulty, more struggle! Common! A pair nail scissors?!?! They won't even allow nail clippers!!! OooOOooh! Scary! Some guy on the plane with his family is carrying nail clippers!!! *scary music here* Now let me see... What can we do with those?

Man: "Heh heh heh! I have the deadly and coveted nail clippers! I am going to destroy this plane! Mwahaha!" *walks up to front bathroom and hacks at the locked pilot's cabin with the clippers*

-tap tap tap tap tap tap tap-

Flight Attendant: "Um sir... What are you doing?"

Man: "I'm going to crash this plane! Flee in terror!" *continues to hack*

-tap tap tap tap tap tap tap-

Flight Attendant: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to return back to your seat, sir."

-tap tap tap tap tap tap tap-

Flight Attendant: "Sir?"

Man: *scoffs* "Who do you think you are?!? Telling me what to do!!!" *Holds up now tattered and dull clippers* "See this?! Now run before I do something we'll both regret!"

Flight Attendant: *radios to captain* "Uhh yeah. We got a mental case on board. He's gunna need some medical attention when we land."

/¯/¯/ed

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:42:53 PM

Yeah so Snakes on a Plane finally came out.

How about an impromptu review?

Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:25:55 AM

Couldn't anything be a weopon?

My luggage bag is normally pretty heavy. Couldn't I just chuck it real hard?

Couldn't I also use my cell phone when the plane is in takeoff? Wouldn't that crash it?

Last edited: Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 4:11:28 PM

Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 3:58:51 PM

Soooon they will sedate everyone before they fly.

Genius.

Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:26:41 PM

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