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1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

18. Any rule listed or made up by any woman can be void immediately with some sort of expensive, rare jewel bribe.
Big Show made this rule.

19. The Male must always answer "No" to the "does this make me look fat" question.
Proud made this Rule.

20. Men will be allowed to percieve that they are making the rules, even though they are not.
56k made this Rule

 

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 1:34:02 PM

Saw this on digg today: 10 Ways Women Judge You

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 1:42:07 PM

Is that all?

Elite Agent And Proud Member of the Terror Squad.

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 1:48:16 PM

 

 

No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

 

Except you just listed them all right here and I have memorized them... Unless you are missing one?

 

The Female is never wrong.

 

However the Male can be right?

 

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

 

You just did...

You make no sense. ;)

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:00:33 PM

 

 

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

 

Read it again.

 

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:14:33 PM

 

 

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

 


This is basically restating

 

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

 


So, all females always have PMS? %)

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:24:57 PM

I feel that there are some lacking statements here, such as

 

The female has all the time in the world to talk on the phone, go to the bathroom, and get dressed, becuase they are dainty and confusing like that

The female has a right to insult and critisize herself, but no Man is allowed to mention any blemish

The Male must always answer "No" to the "does this make me look fat" question.

 

Just from my experience, I am guessing those should have been on there XD

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:33:30 PM

 

 

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

 

 

 

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:34:02 PM

Lol XD XD
All I can say she speaks the truth. Lol!

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:39:12 PM

Man need only one rulemaker. Himself. He crafts the rules for himself. If others aren't pleased by his reality. They can screw off. Women can freely try to shame on you(what they will do), but it has no effect as you as a man understand only you can create your own rule system. Others can't create it for you. They don't know you.

You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:41:31 PM

The Rose Bud rules all !!!! :(

4/1/1929 to 11/17/2006 Rest in Peace Bo. GO BLUE!!!

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:49:30 PM

@ Triv *Claps*

Elite Agent And Proud Member of the Terror Squad.

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:57:20 PM

18. Any rule listed or made up by any woman can be void immediately with some sort of expensive, rare jewel bribe


Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 4:29:15 PM

Well, theres only one few areas that makes any of the rules valid. XD

 

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 4:49:34 PM

Hmm women never learn. I made it halfway through the first sentence and my mind started wondering about..... What was this about rules, domination, dominatrix, all bets off after that.

 

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 6:43:00 PM

Finally Nuts someone got the point. Lol men are so dumb. Lol hehehehehe

 

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 7:23:49 PM

True, hence marriage.

 

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 7:53:29 PM

Men are so much simpler:

"ye who hath the biggest club shall make thine rules"

B

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 9:13:38 PM

Lol all around! XD

GQ, tell us what's a girl to do with Sunday Football?

And some male rules could be fun too... ;)

Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 11:16:54 PM

In France we have simple words to resume it : 'Ce que femme veut Dieu le veut' in another language :
'What female want , God want'

Good thread : I feel better after this female psychology point XD

¤fully loaded satellites will conquer nothing but our minds¤

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:26:23 AM

Hugobrainz,
I watch the Cowboys play every week. GO COWBOYS!!!!

 

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 7:41:22 AM

You forgot about the rule in which WOMEN will obey my commands. :O)

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 8:51:37 AM

"Men will be allowed to percieve that they are making the rules, even though they are not."

 

 

 

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:26:28 AM

Lol That is so true.

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:34:10 AM

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." - Melvin Udall. ;)

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:28:11 PM

Seeing your quoting 'As Good As It Gets" My fav:

 

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

 

 

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:58:16 PM

Well GQ it Depends... If your a Sex & The City type you'd be right. If your a Seinfeld type your way off. S&TC makes women the smart sex and men their slaves. Seinfeld just makes everyone an idiot, including Elane :). GIDDYUP!

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards!
-Tommy Boy

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:04:40 PM

One Question. Is it cowerdly for a woman to hit a man? Becuase Most Men Wont Hit a woman (fighting wise like not playing around). Soo if a woman hits a man most men wont retaliate becuase its cowerdly to hit a woman. And when a man does something wrong a woman either yells/naggs/ignores it for a while then yells at the man becuase they think we are mind readers/or hits us. And if we see the smack coming and we dodge/block it pisses em off even more like wtf? So we arnt aloud to protect ourselves now?
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And if a man gets kicked out of someplace a women's reaction is throwing man's things out the window/crys then calls their freinds and wines about it/crys then calls her freinds and lies about what the man has done/ just crys becuase she obislouy didnt have any freind to begin with/ or moves/ or eats tubs of ice cream. And if a woman ever got kicked out of a man's place we woudn't throw their things out the window (89% of the time) but if we did it would have to be something really bad.
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And if 2 Ex s see eachother the woman trys to make the man jelous by either flirting, etc. With a man/another woman, like that really works I mean come on ladies.
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And If something is bothering the woman and the man doesnt know what it is and the man asks, 98% of the time the woman gets pissed off becuase she thinks that men are mind readers. And if a man has something bothering him 58% of the time the woman doesnt even ask about it.
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Women act like total _________ when they have their "certain time of the month", its not our fualt ladies dont be pissy with us just becuase we are not running away in total fear like the ppl in the godzilla movies from yer evilness, and dont get mad at us becuase we run all the way to the store to buy you 13 boxes of maxipads.
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Ladies come on the Oxygen channel isnt fun or cool. The Last time Rosanne was funny is when marijauna was still legal.
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And If a women likes a man and asks the man out and the man either isnt attracted to the woman/is alredy in a relationship and the man says no in a polite manner (not like saying hell no you chonkla lookin thing) then the woman shoodnt totally get pissed off.
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WOMEN ARE NOT GOOD STALKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[E] one more thing plz women never ever ever!!!!!!!!!! Turn off the man show

With the Ment@lity of an angry Mob .

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Monday, November 13, 2006 at 2:17:24 PM

I used to be beaten up by TankGirl :(

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 2:32:46 PM

It is Just as wrong for a women to hit a man as it is for a man to hit a women. No reason to ever hit anyone, no matter how much you may want to..

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 2:37:27 PM

Technically its totally ok for a woman to hit a man (or girl to hit a boy). I remember when I was 12 girls would come up to boys and kick them in the shins. Or pretend they wanted to make out and then do their kick and run routine. Women can do whatever they want.

"If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards!"
-Tommy Boy

 

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Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:07:31 PM

Why are women's feet smaller than men's feet?

So they can get closer to the sink.

That's it. Plain and simple, no other rules need apply.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:29:37 PM

OMG Rogue.
Now I understand why some mens hands are so small.

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 8:25:04 PM

^ lol.....LMAO.

4/1/1929 to 11/17/2006 Rest in Peace Bo. GO BLUE!!!

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 8:37:36 PM

 

 

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

 

Ugh.

 

I love my randylion

 

Monday, November 13, 2006 at 9:43:27 PM

GQ! You tell them what Girl Power is...

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Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:14:20 PM

If I might make a comment, girls should be allowed to hit boys if it means protecting their friends. There was one incident today where this boy was bullying me, a female friend of mine stopped him, then when he run off followed him so she could batter him.

That's a fair use of violence.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:50:47 AM

 

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:07:35 PM

^ Suddenly Napalm likes all things french.

Funny thing is, women like bad boys living in freedom of women's rule.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:24:38 PM

^^ that woman is oddly boney...

 

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:38:44 PM

Hmm...can some1 plz tell me how 2 get my own avatar
ummmm Rabban can u plz tell me how 2 make a avatar with your name on it like your's plz

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:45:01 PM

That women there is hot.but boney heheh

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:47:00 PM

Ok hello well im a girl and im not dainty and in specified to me always say yes to does this make me look fat because then ill eat more resulting in becoming on TV in a very "interesting" show ;)

yes im a girl and yes this is my anime crush

 

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 5:06:40 PM

........men shall never know how women think, what all the invisible rules are or fully understand them, simple as that

Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 4:29:09 PM

^ Exactly. Therefore, I won't even try.

Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:43:31 PM

One question:

Which one of you rocket scientists told the women that it was okay for them to speak? Please refer to the man-laws, as you are about to be kicked out of the clubhouse.

 

Friday, November 17, 2006 at 9:26:11 AM

Hey hey hey, we can speak if we want to lol, hence :

 

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

 

Muahhaha :)

Friday, November 17, 2006 at 9:41:57 AM

Just out of curiosity, where do transexuals stand in this equation?

 

Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:56:56 PM

OOH OOH!! I THINK I GOTS A RULE!! No wait... No I dont. OH YEAH! Wait... Nope. YE-nope. :P

 

 

Who says I can't be 12 and faster than all of you?

 

 

Friday, November 17, 2006 at 2:06:11 PM

^ Nice spammin ;).
Transexuals can pretty much do anything they want I guess. I mean if you have a bad day as a man, WHOOP, and you can start all over again as a woman. Kinda like TT players and their aliases.

"If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing."
-DeathBreed

 

Friday, November 17, 2006 at 2:19:36 PM

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